Seriously think about this, if your yorkie...

[Kodak]

could talk, what would they say to you or anyone else in your household? The conversation would go like this behind my back between my daughter Kimika and Kodak.

Kodak: Ahh Mika, don't listen to mom & clean your room, I like sleeping on your house slippers.
Mika: No, I'll be on punishment and I want to go out this weekend.
Kodak: You're going out again, what about me? Wait, don't move those dirty clothes. I like to waddle and fall asleep under your stinky socks.
Mika: Ok, maybe I'll leave one or two down for you to play with, I'll throw the rest in the closet.
Kodak: Ok cool, (in his mind) I'm gonna drag the sock thru the house and dump it where mom will see it. Try to leave me at home will ya?
Mika: Ok all done.
Kodak: That's what you think {{snickering}} while rolling around getting belly rubbed.

[Dobby'sMom]

HAHA...that is so funny and cute. Dobby tries to talk to me- when he wants attention he does this cute little whine noise with a sock or toy in his mouth... i can't resist it! But if he could talk... i think he would just say "Let's play, let's play, let's play!" ...over and over and over, till he passes out and falls asleep, then wakes up and says the same thing over and over..lol.

[LuvMySissy]

If Sissy could talk, I think she'd begin by telling me her nails don't need to be filed - after all long nails are in vogue with cute dresses and hair!!

Then, she'd probably want to know why that big, white furry thing we have (Sheena, our old Eskimo Spitz) doesn't want to play with her.

Then, she'd go out in the yard and make a commandment that all the squirrels better stay clear of "her" yard and the yards around her, too!!

Then, she'd say she needs more treats!!!

[Kodak]

Originally Posted by Dobby'sMom

HAHA...that is so funny and cute. Dobby tries to talk to me- when he wants attention he does this cute little whine noise with a sock or toy in his mouth... i can't resist it! But if he could talk... i think he would just say "Let's play, let's play, let's play!" ...over and over and over, till he passes out and falls asleep, then wakes up and says the same thing over and over..lol.

Hahaha, I know, they have to much energy, then they go to sleep to build up more. Then here they come again, I get carpal tunnel just throwing toys.

[Kodak]

Originally Posted by LuvMySissy

If Sissy could talk, I think she'd begin by telling me her nails don't need to be filed - after all long nails are in vogue with cute dresses and hair!!

Then, she'd probably want to know why that big, white furry thing we have (Sheena, our old Eskimo Spitz) doesn't want to play with her.

Then, she'd go out in the yard and make a commandment that all the squirrels better stay clear of "her" yard and the yards around her, too!!

Then, she'd say she needs more treats!!!

I'm LOL because I can just see Sissy chasing squirrles in her little dress like a tomboy. It's hilarious because the squirrel is faster and makes it up the tree and they think they really did something.

[LuvMySissy]

Originally Posted by Kodak

I'm LOL because I can just see Sissy chasing squirrles in her little dress like a tomboy. It's hilarious because the squirrel is faster and makes it up the tree and they think they really did something.

Boy - she hates those squirrels. She barks ferociously at them from in the house and when she sees one in the neighbor's yard - she goes crazy!! We have a couple that like to hang out on a telephone pole in the corner of our yard and I'm always afraid one will run down and go after her. She's pretty fast, but most of the squirrels are bigger than she is!!!

[Kodak]

Kodak chases squirrels half way then stops, but if he could talk, he would turn to me and say: Sum of a Biscuit eater, dayum squirrels. LOL.

[alaskayorkie]

Eddie would say: "I am king of this house, and I will do as I please."

Jack would say: "King all you want, punk, Dad loves me more! He lets me follow him around everywhere."

[FlDebra]

Ben would say -- "You are so hard to train! Sometimes it takes way too long whining at you to get what I want. Do not be mad at me for that spot on the carpet -- I told you with that look that I needed to go! Now sit down and make a lap!" Ben is my spoiled rotten baby boy. Sadie would say, "Life is good, feed me, life is good, give me a treat, life is good, rub my belly!" Sadie is a happy go lucky little thing!

[Kodak]

Originally Posted by FlDebra

Ben would say -- "You are so hard to train! Sometimes it takes way too long whining at you to get what I want. Do not be mad at me for that spot on the carpet -- I told you with that look that I needed to go! Now sit down and make a lap!" Ben is my spoiled rotten baby boy. Sadie would say, "Life is good, feed me, life is good, give me a treat, life is good, rub my belly!" Sadie is a happy go lucky little thing!

Im CTHU : at sit down and make me a lap. Men I tell ya!

[Dougal&Little]

When we're out on a walk I swear Dixie's saying
- Get away from me! I'm huge and rough and tough and if you come near me I'll set my big brother Dougal on you!
Dougal'd then say:
- What? Were you talking to me? I was just sniffing this thing here. Hey you are you bugging my little sis?
then said with strange cockney-esque accent
- i'll 'ave ya, mate! Come on bend down so I can nut ya!

But when we're at home it's more like Dougal's saying
- hey mum, Mum! Mum ! Look at me! here's a toy let's play! It'll be fun! Come on! Why aren't you playing with me, Mum! MUM!!!
Dixie'd be saying:
- Hmm Well if you aren't getting the treat bag and the clicker out then I'm just going to curl up in my basket. And Dougal, you can just rack off!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Dougal&Little

When we're out on a walk I swear Dixie's saying
- Get away from me! I'm huge and rough and tough and if you come near me I'll set my big brother Dougal on you!
Dougal'd then say:
- What? Were you talking to me? I was just sniffing this thing here. Hey you are you bugging my little sis?
then said with strange cockney-esque accent
- i'll 'ave ya, mate! Come on bend down so I can nut ya!

But when we're at home it's more like Dougal's saying
- hey mum, Mum! Mum ! Look at me! here's a toy let's play! It'll be fun! Come on! Why aren't you playing with me, Mum! MUM!!!
Dixie'd be saying:
- Hmm Well if you aren't getting the treat bag and the clicker out then I'm just going to curl up in my basket. And Dougal, you can just rack off!

LOL, they are quite chatty! Eddie's starting to think that Dixie sounds like high-maintenance. Then again, he likes to please!

[Dougal&Little]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

LOL, they are quite chatty! Eddie's starting to think that Dixie sounds like high-maintenance. Then again, he likes to please!

LOL! Dixie's much less crabby with everyone who isn't Dougal! You know what siblings are like! Also, I obviously have far too much time to myself to contemplate what they are saying. But I was really pleased to read that soo many other people do the same as me!!

[Dobby'sMom]

I lOOOVE Dougal's name. It is too cute. My dog growing up was named Dugan, so it reminded me of him!