Ok, this is my BAD most embarrassing thing EVER!!

I don't embarrass easily at all, but this is BAD! Can't even believe im sharing!

I was about 15 years old and my parents were taking me school clothes shopping, well I had a major stomacheache and felt those familiar rumblings! YIKES! soooo my mom picks out some PLAID pants and another pair of pants with little colored squares on them! As she was doing this I realized there was NO bathroom in the store and I was not going to make it... I tried sooooo hard to hold it in but *some* got out! Now Im standing in the store KNOWING what is in my pants and my parents are FORCING me to try on NEW pants! so instead of telling them cuz it was WAY too embarrassing I had to go into the dressing room and try on the pants, needless to say they fit and I had my parents buy them bc I COULD NOT put them back on the shelf, but I barely ever wore them cuz they were soooo not my style!!!! HAHAHAHA and I just wanted to get out of the store and go home! I spent that night doing laundry!

OMG!!! thats hilarious:lol tears

Ok, so this is probably gonna sound a bit gross, but hey, guys do it all the time, so why can't we? LOL! I was 17 years old when I got married and my hubby had a bad habit of addressing his farts, he'd let one rip and say, "Honey, I farted for you." Ya, what a gift hu, lol. So, I got into the habit of addressing mine to him as well, lol. Well, time went on and we had our first child, a daughter. She was the cutest lil thing you ever did see, had dark brown curly hair, as curly as Shirley Temples and had the biggest brown eyes. So, when she came along, we got in the habit of addressing farts to her as well. Well, I'm here to tell ya, kids really do learn what they hear! Jess was a lil over a year and a half, I'm in K-mart with her right at the checkout. They lady ringing us up looks at Jess and says, "Oh, look at all that curly hair, you're so pretty, what's your name?" My year and a half year old daughter looks at her and says, "I'm Jessica Ann, I farted for you!" The lady looks at her like, hu, and asks again what her name is, Jess says even louder, I'm Jessica Ann and I farted for you!! Oh I about DIED!! I picked her up out of the cart, left everything there and walked out, decided I didn't need ANYTHING I had went shopping for, lol.

LMBO!!!!!!!!! that is Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
thx for bumping...this thread is awesome!

mine happened not too long ago... :rolleyes: 4 or 5 years ago... I use to go dancing at the clubs and one time I was with my friend and I was dancing getting down ... then I felt cold air at my butt...:eek: yeah my pants split on my butt and i was wearing a thong:eek: :eek: so I had my friend behind me holding me... it was pretty funny because everyone was looking at as and she was saying that everyone was going to think that we where lesbians and I said I didnt care and told her to NOT MOVE!! lol

all theses are to funny

I have too many stories to name but the one that comes to mind is when my son Tyler he is 14 now and 3 when this happened ... We were going down the aisle in Walmart and he was famous for digging through my purse and I was talking to people and shopping and minding my own business... All of a sudden I started passing people and they were looking at him and laughing...

To my surprise he had a (sorry guys) Tampon in his mouth acting like he was smoking it...

Now mind you none of us smoke none of our family or anything so I asked him Tyler where did you see that and he said ...on TV:cool:


The story on my boy who is 7 now and 2 at the time we were going through the mall and I was holding him and I was talking to a group of people and from no where I was trying to get him to say his alphabet and count and show them how smart he was and he decided he was going to do his own thing so he reached in my shirt so fast and yelled "BALL" and began to squeeze.. I said oh no hunny that is not "YOUR BALL"... !:cool: :cool:

Here's one...
 

I was teaching pottery in high school. The class was 10th -12th grade. i had a bunch of really crazy seionor boys.

One time I was loading the kiln, and all the kids were sitting at this big long wood shop like table working on their clay projects. Every time I looked over they would all smile these big cheesy smiles. I was only a few feet away. I thought it was weird but I just would smile back and keep loading the kiln.
A girl walks over to me and wispers in my ear Mrs. Foster... Your zipper is down! I look down and sure enough my zipper is wide open! I look up and every student is looking at me with big stupid grins on their faces... I have one second to react. So I say, (As I proudly zip my pants back up) Oh well at least I was going comando today!:eek: :eek: :eek: THe whole clas about died with laughter and the embarressment was broken!!!:eek:

another time (Same class)

I had to show the class how to pull a mug handle. They were all making mugs on the wheel. When you make a mug handle, you have to keep wetting your hands, and the clay and pull this cone shape, into a long handle. It looks very sexual. :rolleyes: So I know how it looks and I know these kids are not let me off the hook about it. I call them over to the long table so they can stand around and see what I'm doing. I start, I'm explaining and making my handle... and I am not making eye contact with any of them! There is not one word coming from the kids. (NOT ONE WORD) so I make the mistake of looking at this one girl.... she has her eyes WIDE OPEN ...and she is trying soooooo hard not to laugh. I knew they were all making faces at each other sooooo i say, ok we all know how this looks lets just get this over with already!!!!
Well they didn't know I KNEW what it looked like!!!! (Don't ask me why they didn't think I knew... I was married and I'm not that much of a dork!) Any way the boys were on the floor with feet in the air laughing...(No kidding) and the girls were just laughing their heads off....
The next day all the boys were MAKING MUG HANDLES AND SHOW OFF ALL ABOUT IN CLASS!!!!

oh my gosh. I'm cracking up here. LOL these are so funny!!

I have one. Its not my most embarrassing thing ever, but it was still pretty embarrassing. This past Friday night, I was at rehearsal for my school's show (Beauty and the Beast). In the opening scene, I am the baker's wife and I have to run after him (the baker)when he walks away. I had taken off my shoes, and I had on socks. Everything was going PERFECTLY and I went to run after him and I got about 3 feet and my feet went in one direction and my body went the other. I landed flat on my face in front of the whole cast and all the parents who had come to help out with some things. I was down and up in like .2 seconds and everyone was laughing and clapping. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

My friend told me it looked all matrix-y because I was flailing as I went down. :p

OK, here's mine. My 13 year old was 3 years old at the time and he was very precocious, he would talk to anyone and sometimes we were afraid of what he would say but he was also really cute. Anyways, we run into one of my husbands cousins and we're talking and Anthony interrupts and says to her "Hey are you old?" Now we're getting a little nervous and she kinds laughs and says "yeah, I guess I am kinda old" so he starts pointing to his face and his little face scrunches up and he says "cause I saw this stuff on t.v., it gets ridda wrinkles, I think you should get some". :eek:

Another time, it was around Christmas and the movie Toy Story was his favorite. These 2 elderly ladies come up to us and say "What do you want for Christmas?" He motions with his arms kinda like you do with a big fish and says "I want a really really big woody" You knew what they were thinking when they looked at me. (For those of you with dirty minds... Woody was the main character in Toy Story:p )

OH man I have a really embarrasing one. At my work we have recently moved into a new modular building which is huge and full of cubicles. Anyways there is a really wierd girl that I used to work with, she left about 2 months ago. She was just kind of "off", always talking about weird stuff, looked very strange, and had no concept of a personal bubble of space...she would get really close to you when she was talking to you. One day all the guys in my cubicle were laughing about her and then someone mentioned me in a joking kind of way, and I said something to the effect of "well at least I'm not going around putting my boobs all over people like Joy does!"

Everyone laughed for like 2 seconds and then everything goes DEAD quiet....I look over and notice that her boyfriend (now husband) had come in just in time to hear my little comment! To make matters worse he is a Marine in my company, and he outranks me....
That'll teach ya to talk about people behind their backs I guess....I was SOOOOO embarrassed, I couldn't even look the poor guy in the eye.

Not to mention that he had already gotten a lot of crap for going out with this girl because she was kinda gross, but he was really weird as well so I guess they were a good match.

LOL that is really cute...my little brother used to LOVE to tell people about his trucks...which he pronounced with an F instead of a T! That didn't go over very well with the old people either...

hee hee Hey Megan how come you didn't tell the Matthew Broderick story? Now THAT is an embarassing moment!

OH MY GODD .... :p

mine happened today in 3 period ;; Algebra .

in english, second period, my friend told me and my other friend that she just got contacts. so we started talking about her eye doctor. so my other friend asks 'whats the real term for 'eye doctor'?' i usually make up my own words to try to sound smart (LOL), never really works though... :rolleyes: soo .. being my doofy self, i remembered that 'opt' usually has to do with eyes. so i try to make up my own sophisticated word, and i say 'optstatricion' recalling that i have heard that word before. they had noo idea what that word meant cause they havent heard it before. my friends always call me blond and dont really believe anything i say, so they wanted to see if i was right. they said 'hey, Kel,why dont you ask our teacher next period what it is?' and i said 'sure'.
so, were in a group in algebra, and i say to our MALE teacher 'Dr. Masse, whats the correct term for eye doctor?' he said a lot of 'opt' words, then i asked 'but what about an optstraticion?' he gave me this blank look, and gave me a dictionary. i was like ....okayyy???... swallow your pride and just tell me you dont know LOL! (he always jokes like that to us :p ) so i found nothing under my spelling, so i figured 'maybe its spelled with a b'
ITS A GYNECOLOGIST FOR PREGNANT WOMEN!!!!!
omgg !!!! i showed my friends the definition, and they will never, i repeat NEVER, let me live that down. my teacher laughed and i was HUMILIATED ! ;)