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2 Attachment(s) LOL! LOVE IT! :D Well I have a few to tell, but will only tell one. One Sunday after church my husband decided we would go out for lunch with the grandchildren. We left from the church to the restaurant in town. It has a big buffet so the grandchildren just loves it there. We get there an of course I had to go to the restroom so everyone went ahead to get the table and I would meet and find them when I was done. I did my duty and washed my hands and went out of the restroom to the dining area. I stopped to see if I could find my party an seen they were already in the line at the buffet. I went on up and stood behind my husband and waited. The next thing I know there is a peck on my shoulder an I turned around and a Lady motioned that she wanted to tell me something. I turned around an she whispered in my ear that my Skirt was tucked inside my panty hose and my Butt was just a shining! :eek: Now since these are PANTY hose I don't where Panties with them. My butt was shining away. I turned quickly and told my husband and asked " what do I do" He of course the man he is .. said " Just pull it out and get a plate"! .. I was absolutely crying! So I backed up against the buffet and pulled it out. Everyone in the resturant was laughing and pointing at me when I filled my plate up and went back to the table they all were sitting. I made sure I had enough and got my dessert so I didn't have to go back up there.. I was so embarrased. Another time I had toilet paper sticking out my trousers all the way down the hallway to the elevator. It had to be at least 25 foot long! it even went down the stairs and around the corner and didn't break! I was told about it when I was standing at the elevator waiting for it to open. Everyone had a good laugh that day too! My husband tell everyone not to go out with me cause I never know what I am going to do to embarrass him!:( Sorry so long! I have others to tell too! Brenda & Bobo & Libby & Max says HI! |
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I was out in the hamptons one weekend the first summer I had Diezel and it was only 2 months after I got him so I kept him in a gated area in our room most of the time. We had a condo and in the front there was grass and a small deck over the water.. There was another Yorkie who was a little bigger and trained staying in the house and then another little yorkie staying next to us. So one morning I figured I would let Diezel go outside and play even tho none of us were suppose to have the dogs but they were outside. So I let Diezel out.. a nervous wreck to being with because it was his first time out off the leash.. It was a beautiful day everyone was outside in the sun by the pool and as Diezel was playing he decides to take off running in the direction of he deck.. I freak so I chase him at full speed and as he approached the end of the deck I slide face first like I was making a home run, scraped my knee cut my forhead and saved my baby from going over. When I got up I got a loud applause and a whole lotta WOOT WOOTS! And next thing I know my bf screams " Good job babe.. now put ur boob away".. bahahaha I was never so imbarressed... but the whole scene was pretty funny thinking back on it now. |
3 Attachment(s) haahaaha! Way to go Cherry! That has happened to me also! I had taken a shower and just put on a blouse and buttoned it up, NO bra, and jeans and thought I would go down the block to get some gas in my car. I got out and gased the car and went up to pay for it. I gave the man a 20 dollar bill an he gave it back to me. I explained to him that I gave him a twenty for the gas an I needed nothing back. He then proceeded to give me another twenty. I handed them both back and tried to tell him again. He handed me a pack of ciggerettes this time and 10 dollars back. I just looked at him an put the ciggerettes down on the counter with the money. I then said.. " I don't smoke,all I want to do is pay for my Gas" I just turned around and left. I got into my car and sat there for a few seconds and looked down and I was completely unbuttoned all the way down. I was showing both boobs to him. No wonder the poor guy couldn't think! I was so embarassed! I flew out of there to home. Whats makes it worse. I went to church the next day and there was that man again.. He seen me and turned so quick an went out the door.. I laugh at it now but then it was so embarrassed.. Now I wouldnt go without a bra! haha... age and gravity has taken its course! :eek: |
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LOL these are so funny. OK here goes mine. When I was 17 I was a waitress, my friend who worked with me ask if I have a tampon. So I go to the back to get one out of my purse and stick it in my apron/smock. Then this group of really cute guys come in and sit in my section. (yeah) So before I go off to find my friend I go to the table to greet these guys and when I go to pull out my pen to take their order (yep you guessed it) I pulled out the tampon. I was so embarrassed, I walked away and asked one of the ladies that I worked with to take the table. Thank Heavens she did. It was so embarrassing them, now it is just funny... |
About 25 years ago I was working for an organization that required me to go around to disabled peoples' homes to interview them regarding their special needs...ANYWAY....this particular day I was to work in the downtown area and as my two bosses had meetings in the area, they said they'd give me a ride. I was dressed very business-like..in a skirt and blouse, pantyhose but no undies. We were stopped at the city's busiest intersection at a red light and we decided that this would be a good place for me to get out of the car. (A two door car) One boss got out of the passenger seat and pulled the seat forward for me so I could climb out. I put one foot on the ground and tried to climb out. I ended up falling, landing on my butt, legs splayed wide open with one foot caught in the seatbelt of the car! For the life of me I couldn't get my ankle out of the seatbelt!:eek: That one leg was straight up at an uncomfortable angle...almost impossible for me to reach to untangle the belt. My one boss that was standing right in front of me was red with embarrassment.:2omg: He just stood there for a minute...the longest minute of my life! The light turns green and horns are honking and all eyes are on me....still showing my stuff! My boss finally reached down to untangle my ankle and helped me up off the street. I grabbed my briefcase and got away as quickly as possible....I think I left my pride in the middle of the intersection that day...lol...I can only imagine the conversation in the car after I left! It sure was hard to look them both in the eye the next day at work! Even though it's been 25 years, it's still so fresh in my mind. I will NEVER forget that day. |
no butts This happened several years ago when I was in the hospital for treatment for a migraine and the doc insisted that I have a spinal. He was so pissed at me for dragging my feet to make a decision I said ok. In the mean time I did call my boss at work to tell him I would not be in for the day. He asked me if I needed anything and I said well if you could give me a ride home, that would be great. (you can't drive yourself anywhere after a treatment) He must have flown to the hospital. Mean while I have my whole butt hanging out to get the spinal. I heard my boss outside the door saying he needed to see me. He rushed in and there it was...my nude butt just hanging out:eek: . The next day we joked about it all. How embarrassing and a bit funny too. At least it was for me. :rollingey |
These are great!!! My daughters boyfriend and I were on one of our first dates, and we parked and were making out. Well... I layed my head on his chest and when I went to move, I realized I was stuck. My braces were caught in his sweater!!! I was sooooooo embarrassed and trying to play it off, and he just cracked up. Then to embarrass him, a few weeks later, we were out again and "making out" and he was kissing my neck/chest area and he GASPED. I was like "What's wrong?!?". HE HAD A NOSE BLEED ON MY CHEST!!! Acccccccck!!! |
My silly girl!!!! My daughter was at dance class and the teacher came out and said she wanted to talk to me. So.. I got up and went into the other room with her. She was almost in tears. I said "Meagan What on earth is wrong?" She tells me my four year old little girl told her " You make me sick!!!! You make me want to throw-up!!!" Well if that wasn't imbrarssing enough When I went back out to the lobby everyone was laughing. The moniter in the room was still on and it was broadcasted to all the moms in the lobby. All I could say was "Kids say the darnest things!!!!" |
These are so funny!!!! I have to say... I can't seem to go very far with out having something happen... There is always a story to tell!!! Thanks so much for everyone sharing these... they are really making me Laugh!!!!!! I love it!~:D |
Don't teach your kids too much! As a young mother (about a century ago) I believed that my three year old son needed to know the correct names for body parts. Calling a penis a pee pee was just silly to me. I was wrong! One sunny day a friend and I were having a yard sale when my adorable little guy walked up to a little girl about his age and said "I have a penis....you have a bagina." The little girl was with an older woman, probably her grandmother and you should have seen the look I got!!! Needless to say she didn't buy anything! |
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