I've stole the computer..

[AmyLeeWannabe]

Hewwo friends ! I have stole the computer to tell yoo all about my adventure today! It started out as my mummy taking me in the car which i dont like very much but i took it all in my stride, i was very brave. then my mummy carried me for a bit until we got to a shop, it was full of birds that made awful noises and it scared mwe, i started clambering up my mummys shoulder because thats the position i get into when i feel a wittle scared.. it makes mwe feel safe! we walked into the back of the shop and there was an awful blowing noise and a buzzing, there were other doggies in cages i fink they were waiting to be tortured by the fings with the bad noises! there was also like a bit of rwope hanging down from a bar and another long strip and it looked very scarwy! a woman started talking to mwe and stroking me but i felt very unsafe and didnt want to stay there any longer! but my mummy put me down and sure enough my head was put into this slopey down fing and i couldnt put my hwead down and then anova one was strapped under my belly and i couldnt sit down! i started panicking bwut my mummy was there holding my head and stroking me, i felt a wittle better but then a nasty woman was ripping my fur out wiv a spikey comb, my fur was weally knotty and it hurt a wittle bit but i darent move! then she got some scissors and was cutting mwy hair, i admit i felt a wittle better because i could see again bwut i didnt like it one bit. my mummy was there the whole time tho. after a bit i swettled down and then i got pwut in a bath and mummy followed me, i had a smwelly shampoo on me and i got my face wet! which i hwate! but i thought im gonna show mummy that i'm brave and so i didnt stwuggle too much.. afterwards, this was the worst part! that awful noisy fing was put on me, it was blowing hot air at me and i didnt like it but i put up wiv it. but then, it went on my fwace and i didnt like it, not one bit and i wriggled and tossed my head abwout.. but after a bwit my fwace felt dry again.. it was a big relief! afterwards she brushed me again which i was okay wiv because i was used to it now and i jwust stood there, but i did snuggle my hwead into my mummys jacket.. then she started cutting mwe again around my fwace and so i started pretending to yawn to get her owff me but i fink she knew what i was doing.. hehe. and it was all fwine again, i wanted to gwo home but i was patient. after she was dwone i felt like a different puppy, i was fwee from all the long, scrwaggy hair and i cwould see properwy again! i suddenly began to wealise dat all the bad fings were to mwake mwe feel better.. when i got home i got wots of tweats and attention! it was great! AND, i am scented wiv Calvin Klein for doggies! hehe.
so i wanted to tell yoo all dat if you get put into a place like dat, then dwont bwe so scared cause it isnt all dat bad! yoo will feel so mwuch better afterwards!
now i can walk proudly because i know dat i look good!!

[AmyLeeWannabe]

my mummy twied to take pictures of mwe but the camera isnt working so she ses sworry!

[Patti]

I know it must have been scary you poor, baby but beauty comes at a price!

[Yorkie24U]

It sounds like you had quite a time, but now look at yourself in the mirror and see a NEW YOU ! Just think, you can do this again with "courage" the next time and you will come home feeling really good and squeaky clean !

I'm so glad your Mummy was there with you the whole time, I bet that made you feel much better. Post a picture when that camera gets fixed, we'd all love to see your "new do ".

[lilannie]

You must have been so scared, I bet you're mommy is so proud of you!....I'm glad that you feel better now that it is over with...I will tell Bailey what a brave boy you were, It will make him feel better about the scarey place..

[JeanieK]

awwwwwww you brave little dog. I'm so proud of you. You have my permission to pee on your mommy's shoe to get even.

[Jaspermom]

Good for YOU, little one! You were very brave and got through your grooming session! HOORAY!

I bet Mommy is so proud of you!! Hugs to you, widdle one, and I sure wish that we could see your picture!

[sabrinasmom]

Oh, you sweet darling! I'm going to read this to my baby Elvira so she'll know what is going on at "the PLACE". Maybe she'll understand when she goes to get her first cut! Great story. Thank you!

[simonandhallie]

What a brave girl you are I bet you look stunning!