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02-21-2006, 08:21 PM | #1 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Victoria, Texas
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| Isn't this the truth? Letter to My Pets: When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way. The dishes with the paw print are yours, and contain your food. All other dishes are mine, and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR, and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, Stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out, and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, and try to turn the knob,or get your paw under the edge of the door and try to pull it open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Honest!!! Also, I have been using the bathroom by myself for quite some time -- canine attendance is not mandatory. And... I can't stress this one enough -- kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog's/cat's behind. To pacify you, my dear pet less companions, I have posted the following notice on our front door: Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and then Complain About Our Pets ** The pets live here....YOU DONT!! ** If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay OFF the furniture. That's why it's called "fur"niture. ** To you, our pets are just animals. To us, they are an adopted son/daughter who happens to be hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Besides it could be argued that dogs and cats are better than kids because: ---- They don't ask for money all the time ---- They are easier to train ---- They usually come when called ---- They don't hang out with drug-using friends ---- They don't need a gazillion dollars for a college education, and ---- if they get pregnant, you can sell the children. |
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02-21-2006, 08:26 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| I love this post. The sleeping perpendicular is so true...... how can a 3 1/2 lb. dog take up 1/2 of a queen size bed? Go figure. Thank you for the smile! |
02-21-2006, 08:27 PM | #3 |
Gizmo and Gidget's Pet Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Arkansas
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| I love it! How true! GREAT POST!!!!!!!!!
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02-21-2006, 08:35 PM | #4 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 150
| I agree 100% with this thread and i definately LOVE the Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and then Complain About Our Pets= SO TRUE! i wish some of MY family members would read that too! haha
__________________ Brittany Must LOVE Yorkies |
02-21-2006, 08:44 PM | #5 |
YT Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hong Kong
Posts: 473
| Haha, Thanks For The Laugh, I Needed One Today!!!! :d
__________________ Yorkies, Yorkies and more Yorkies |
02-22-2006, 06:34 AM | #6 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
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| That was great!!
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02-22-2006, 06:49 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charlotte
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| I LOVE that!!!
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02-22-2006, 07:01 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Virginia
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| I sooo needed this today - thanks for posting it! Too cute! |
02-22-2006, 07:53 AM | #9 |
Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA
Posts: 15
| Gr8 Post! Its So true!! Great Post!!
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02-22-2006, 08:15 AM | #10 |
Always In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Lone Star State
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| cute! |
02-22-2006, 08:26 AM | #12 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 4,347
| That is SOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!! I laughed out loud! I am going to copy and paste that and share it with others whom I know would get a kick out of it! Thanks for sharing |
02-22-2006, 08:58 AM | #13 |
My little Beach Bums Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Southern CA
Posts: 1,218
| What a great start to the day, and it’s not even 9:00 AM. Nothing like a belly laugh to start off the morning. Great post, and here I was thinking I was the only going through the pet step. Great shirt by the way in one of your previous posts, my husband has no less than 7 woody shirts. The real question is, do you have a Woody cookie jar collection? We’re up to six, love anything and everything tropical. Our newest addition is a Maine Coon kitty named Kona, I will post a pick with the pups when I can get them to sit still together. Might take awhile……… |
02-22-2006, 09:05 AM | #14 |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
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| Lololol!! Good one!!!! Welcome to YT!
__________________ Glad Mom to Jasper, Wosie & Dreama, RIP sweet babies. |
02-22-2006, 09:08 AM | #15 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brittany France
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| Cool
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