|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
02-02-2006, 08:15 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member | to brighten your day Dear Dog and Cat, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I hear you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: 1. They live here, you don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That is why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. 5. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need gazillion dollars for college and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children |
Welcome Guest! | |
02-02-2006, 08:23 AM | #2 |
Miss MitZi's Mama Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tunisia, North Africa
Posts: 758
| LOL! I like the "Fur"niture part. |
02-02-2006, 08:34 AM | #3 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Baltimore, MD
Posts: 26
| Hahaha...I want to post those rules in my house... |
02-02-2006, 08:47 AM | #4 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kansas
Posts: 223
| I love all those. It did indeed brighten my day. Jasmine must have been cold last night. She moved her little butt up from the bottom of the bed to sleeping under the blanket right in between my husband and I. My husband asked this morning "what ever happened to the days when I could snuggle up to you, now the darn dog is in between us" but he wouldn't move her for anything. JASMINE RULES! |
02-02-2006, 09:01 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member | I like the furniture line as well. We have both Dayzee and Bailey snuggling between us -- no one is complaining yet but it is wintertime here in sunny Southern California on the fringes of the lower desert -- just wait until summertime! |
02-02-2006, 09:03 AM | #6 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
|
__________________ Gina & Lexi CLICK HERE for our Photo Album ... |
02-02-2006, 09:09 AM | #7 |
Pita Power!! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Port St Lucie, FL
Posts: 982
| Loved it! So true!!
__________________ http://www.myspace.com/pitadiva |
02-02-2006, 09:12 AM | #8 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Maryland
Posts: 1,861
| So True!! That really made me laugh and made my day! |
Bookmarks |
|
|
Thread Tools | |
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart