Teddy, you're aweseomesauce but it's not cool when:

[wigglewomyn]

Originally Posted by Cindy_17

This has made my day, lol! I can so relate to several of the things you are saying about Teddy, Presley and Teddy seem to have very simular traits! Presley's new thing is playing in his water bowl, I mean seriously playing in it by trying to get his whole body in it, I think he thinks its his indoor swimming pool! Water all over the floor and he is soaked, this happens 2-3 times a day! So much for his pretty little hair-dos

Elliot does this also! I fill the water bowl and two minutes later, I hear it being dragged around the kitchen (that means it needs to be filled <g>). I go out to the kitchen and the entire contents is sitting on the floor where it landed while Elliot took a swim in the bowl.

[Magnus]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

LOL...I just love hearing about Teddy's antics - he just cracks me up.

We had a party on Saturday night and one couple was dying to meet the dogs, so I took them into the bedroom and they're gushing over them...then Wylie proceeds to grab his lover dog, hops on board, and humps him at turbo speed. CLASSY.

At least he didn't hump a pastor's leg? LOL

[Cindy_17]

Wiggle- Im not alone lol! Whew I was thinking wow I have never had a pup to do this - EVER, but Presley is like a duck to water, lol. I am constantly cleaning and filling the water bowl, its hysterical!

Magnus- That seriously made me laugh hard, the mental image is too funny!!

[Magnus]

Originally Posted by Cindy_17

Wiggle- Im not alone lol! Whew I was thinking wow I have never had a pup to do this - EVER, but Presley is like a duck to water, lol. I am constantly cleaning and filling the water bowl, its hysterical!

Magnus- That seriously made me laugh hard, the mental image is too funny!!

Have you thought about getting a water bottle converter?

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As for the leg humping... It happened to a friend. Her parents had church ppl over for small group and their furbutt decided to share the "love". LOL

[Cindy_17]

Oh great, thanks for sharing this, I will definately think about this, at home we have tile floor so its just a matter of wiping his water mess up, but we are getting a travel trailer and I do not need water all over the floor in one of those, this would work perfect!

LOL! The Lord said multiply, he was just trying to do his part, lol!

[Zanny]

Haha This is great!

I love my furbutts but it's not cool when you both bark non stop at the leaves blowing in the wind all day.
When we go for walks and they see another dog and proceed to act like I am killing them.
When Sakura never comes back into the house after going potty. Her Majesty waits for me to go get her and carry her back in.
When she feels the need to kill every squeaker and shred every toy I get them.
When Axel goes potty outside then comes back in and goes potty again inside in less than ten minutes.
When he pees on my bed! That's the worst. He refuses to be potty trained.

I could go on and on.
My little angels. I don't what I would do without them.

[Verbena]

. . . When you hump Pussy Willow and chance you get.

. . .when you bark at Rosencrantz all the time when he is up high. And when he comes down you bark and run behind anyone to protect you.

I know there is more. . .

[LunarBerry]

LOL, this is hilarious!
I love my little Kimchi, but it's not cool when she...

...whines for attention (whether I'm across the room, or right by her) but refuses to leave her bed to come and actually get attention (she wants me to come to her).
...On that note, I help her up out of bed, only for her to go to the next one nearby and then looks at me expectantly >_>;
...she ducks her head under the blanket when I try to clean her eye-boogers and tucks her face in tighter when I get persistent
...When I play up close to her for a bit and she randomly; stick her tongue either in my mouth or nose, or she takes a chomp of my nose.
...Tries to talk over me when I'm trying to have any conversation.
...Barks mad/Throws a tantrum at our older girl, Chloe, everytime she comes back inside from being let out.
...Barks mad/Throws a tantrum at our older girl, Chloe, when she comes in my room while I'm grooming/preening her (she wants her out of the room :P).
...Although she hadn't done this in awhile since she was small, but it's not cool that she suddenly comes in my room, gives me a cute happy look, takes a quick squat and pees, then quickly leaves >_<;
...Not cool snatching the toilet paper (sometimes just not sure how/where she gets it) and shredding it everywhere... especially if it's been used to clean her soiling X_x;;;
...Trying to mouth/bite the trimmers when I am trying to trim her paws... she once had a gap on her beard ; ;
...Crying for food everytime I am trying to cook something X_x.. even though she just ate. She insists on having a bit of whatever it is.

[SirTeddykins]

hahaha these stories are great..


Teddy, it's not cool when you are so scared of your poop that you don't let it go all the way before running and expect me to chase you around with it hanging from your tail so that you can be saved. In the mean time, everywhere you sit has been 'stamped'.


Not cool at all!

[Russpilot]

Oh boy, we have a power humper with Bella. There is one toy on the back porch that is the object of her amore. She goes at it with such vigor that she will sometimes fall over. I, of course, laugh myself silly, but mommy is mortified.
She will also chew mommies shoes and flip flops. She will go over to them, no matter how many times she is told not to. She will go on her potty pads ten times in a row and will then turn around and look you in the eye and pee wherever she happens to be. And I am not sure how it is even physically possible, but if you get within a foot of her, she WILL enthusiastically slip you some tongue. Tiny little critter, lots of personality.

[SirTeddykins]

I'm adding to the list:


LICKING HIS PEE


from his little pee box.


Why, Teddy, why

[Magnus]

Magnus. I'm more than happy to have you and Zoey sleeping on my bed. Even when you come up and lay next to my head with your BUTT facing towards me. What I don't appreciate is when you FART!!!!! Then you sniff towards my head (where your butt is), give me the stink eye and move.

[Harrysmum]

Originally Posted by Magnus

Magnus. I'm more than happy to have you and Zoey sleeping on my bed. Even when you come up and lay next to my head with your BUTT facing towards me. What I don't appreciate is when you FART!!!!! Then you sniff towards my head (where your butt is), give me the stink eye and move.

Andy, my husband, does that....