**Ask Abi**

[Jacksmom052709]

Abi,

Thank youz for da advize. Iz feelz a bit better. Mommyz gotz a message on her computer thingy today from my sissyz breeder - my sissy is only a couplez of weekz old and she opened her eyez today. Mommyz and daddyz were excited and gotz to seez a photo of sissyz - mommyz held me up to the computer to lookz but Iz didn't show any interest Yep, Iz a stinker...

Thank youz again!

Jack

[Lisa and Pic]

Originally Posted by abbie's mom

Deaw Piccolo ~ Fank yew fo' wittin in! I am afwaid I cannot be of much helpz wiff dis sitashun; as my mommy won't eben let me outside to twy an' chase dem! I knowz dey shud not be in your yard, eber!! Allz I can sugjest is yew jus' keep twyin and wun weally weallly faster!

Hope dis helpz
*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen,
Abi :

Dear Abi:

Thanks and you tell your Mom that you are missing out on all the fun. I might not ever catch one, but I will keep trying. On top of those critters being too fast, they like to run on top of the fence, just to drive me crazy. Well.... at least I am keeping them out of MY yard.

Piccolo

[Pookie1w]

Dear Abi,

Iz glad you advice column is here cause I have to share my story:

Yesterday, my mommy gave me a nice bath and everything was going just fine. I'm being good and sitting' on mommy's lap while she dries my hair. Anyway, when I'm nice and dry, mommy picks me up to see how pretty I look and says to me "Coco, you need a lift." I'm thinking' Iz already in da air, where she lifting' me too. Seems dat not wat she meant! She takes out a small curling brush and tries to give me a Snookie Bump! I couldn't believe it - a Snookie Bump! I starts fussy and squirming and she not have dat much time so she let me go. But Abi, another 10 minutes and I'd have big Jersey hair!

So to my YT friends if your mommy says you need a lift - RUN!!!

Thanks for letting' me share.

Love Coco Chanel

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by Pookie1w

Dear Abi,

Iz glad you advice column is here cause I have to share my story:

Yesterday, my mommy gave me a nice bath and everything was going just fine. I'm being good and sitting' on mommy's lap while she dries my hair. Anyway, when I'm nice and dry, mommy picks me up to see how pretty I look and says to me "Coco, you need a lift." I'm thinking' Iz already in da air, where she lifting' me too. Seems dat not wat she meant! She takes out a small curling brush and tries to give me a Snookie Bump! I couldn't believe it - a Snookie Bump! I starts fussy and squirming and she not have dat much time so she let me go. But Abi, another 10 minutes and I'd have big Jersey hair!

So to my YT friends if your mommy says you need a lift - RUN!!!

Thanks for letting' me share.

Love Coco Chanel

Deaw Coco Chanel ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in wiff dis warning! OMgoodness, we do not want big Jersey hair! Tell ewe mommy dat Yorkie's hair is s'pozed to be straight!

Hope dis helpz
*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen,
Abi

[teacup0819]

Dear Abi

Dis iz da best fred eber!!

I habs a wittle probwem.....my momma feeds me dis doggie food stuffz and I weally like to eats da hooman food but it makes me kinda pukey. Iz momma just bad at da cookin or is my doggie foods betta for me.

Fanks.

You new fwend....Trixie

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by teacup0819

Dear Abi

Dis iz da best fred eber!!

I habs a wittle probwem.....my momma feeds me dis doggie food stuffz and I weally like to eats da hooman food but it makes me kinda pukey. Iz momma just bad at da cookin or is my doggie foods betta for me.

Fanks.

You new fwend....Trixie

Deaw Twixie ~ Fank ewe fo' witin' in, an' wikin' my column .

Tho we mite wikes hooman foodz, we iz not peoples. Dat why it makez ewe sick. Ewe tummy is not made to digest hooman foodz.

Hope dis helpz,
*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen,
Abi

[lynzy420]

Abi, please help me now! My mommy is very angry with me, I have chewed 2 pairs of brand new expensive sandals...she yelled NOOOOOOOO at me picked them up and threw them out in the garbage, I ran but what should I do now?

Thanks, Miss Mia (the 8 month old puppy)

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by Jacksmom052709

Abi,

Thank youz for da advize. Iz feelz a bit better. Mommyz gotz a message on her computer thingy today from my sissyz breeder - my sissy is only a couplez of weekz old and she opened her eyez today. Mommyz and daddyz were excited and gotz to seez a photo of sissyz - mommyz held me up to the computer to lookz but Iz didn't show any interest Yep, Iz a stinker...

Thank youz again!

Jack

Deaw Jack ~ Gud to heaw fwum yew agin

I iz sowwy I missed dis wetter Dat's OK, I'm shur yew wub yew sissy enywayz. Sum doggies jus' don' see tings on the puter wike we can see dem on TV. I watch TV; but can't seem to see tings on puter.

*licks'N'wags*
Yo' Fwen',
Abi

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by lynzy420

Abi, please help me now! My mommy is very angry with me, I have chewed 2 pairs of brand new expensive sandals...she yelled NOOOOOOOO at me picked them up and threw them out in the garbage, I ran but what should I do now?

Thanks, Miss Mia (the 8 month old puppy)

Deaw Miss Mia ~ Fank yew fo' witin' in! I am so sowwy I wuz not heaw to help yew fru dis!!

Mommiez are bewwy possessive over tings dat goes on der feetz . I don' unnastan' it; but it's twu 'speshlly if dose feetz tings cost a wot of what our hoomans calls monyez. Dat moneyz stuff seemz to be bewwy important to the hooman world.

Now, yew an' I knoz dat yew caint help chewing tings, coz yew gums itch an' hurt fwum puppy teefers. Jus' pweeze don' chew stuff dat is important to yew mommy an' daddy personz. OK?

Hope dis helpz
licks'N'wags
Yo' Fwen,
Abi

[lynzy420]

Oh Abi, wish we had gotten this message sooner, you know those Coach sandals Mommy bought??? She forgot to put them up high. Thank goodness I can't hear her yell!!! Me and Miss Mini we ran under the bed and hid for awhile and then Mommy crawled underneath the bed and said shes sooooo sorrryyyyy for stamping her feet, she gave us a treat tooo...I heard her say "I can't believe I'm giving you a treat for being bad, Caesar Milan would be so ashamed" but we gave her kissy face kisses anyways!!!!

[lynzy420]

Dear Abi, I have another problem. I can't stop destuffing pillows, it doesn't matter what kind they are. I stopped chewing shoes but now I just crave the pillow stuffing. My mom woke up very upset yet again because I destuffed her pillow and covered her in it. What do you think I should do about this?

btw, its Miss Mia again

[abbie's mom]

Originally Posted by lynzy420

Dear Abi, I have another problem. I can't stop destuffing pillows, it doesn't matter what kind they are. I stopped chewing shoes but now I just crave the pillow stuffing. My mom woke up very upset yet again because I destuffed her pillow and covered her in it. What do you think I should do about this?

btw, its Miss Mia again

Deaw Miss Mia ~ fank yew fo' wittin' in. I am SO pwoud of yew fo' kickin' yo' shoe habit. Now, what to do about de' piwow stuffing addiction....??

I am afwade I won't be much help on dis one, cuz I have a pwobwem wiff destuffing my toyz!! My mawmy sez Tulsa and I won't hab enyfing to pway wiff, cuz I keep destuffing all our toys . But, much like yew...I can't seem to help myselfs! I'm sowwy I'm not much help wiff dis pwobwem. Pwease wet me kno how you get on wiff dis addiction, and maybe it will help me, too.

*licks'n'wags*
Yo' fwen,
Abi

[lynzy420]

Hi its me Mia again. Me have been wondering where you are, I turned 1 in November, I still can't hear, I stopped destuffing pillows, but now that I am bigger, I got bigger problems well not bigger cuz they are not real big but I am addicted to Mommie's bras. She had a whole basket of them, while she was sleeping I took all them little sharpie metal things off all her bras for her, I don't want her to get hurt. But Mommie stomped her feet, jumped up and down and went crazy for a little while, why doesn't she know I'm trying to help her? I'm so glad I can't hear what shes yelling....but I'm going to keep taking those sharp things off for her own good. right?

[GuinnessStout]

Originally Posted by lynzy420

Hi its me Mia again. Me have been wondering where you are, I turned 1 in November, I still can't hear, I stopped destuffing pillows, but now that I am bigger, I got bigger problems well not bigger cuz they are not real big but I am addicted to Mommie's bras. She had a whole basket of them, while she was sleeping I took all them little sharpie metal things off all her bras for her, I don't want her to get hurt. But Mommie stomped her feet, jumped up and down and went crazy for a little while, why doesn't she know I'm trying to help her? I'm so glad I can't hear what shes yelling....but I'm going to keep taking those sharp things off for her own good. right?

Haha don't you dare even blame me for making you laugh to hard again because I see your little Mia is pretty darn funny too

[GuinnessStout]

Deer Abi.. I's hopes ewes is still arowd cause my name iz Guinness and my mommy sezs I is getting a new wittle sister in 5 days.. Do ewes thinks I will like dis sister thing? Or should I go hides in my daddy's office and take outs dis sister things stuffing like I do my toys my mommy buys me??

<3 Guinness