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01-03-2012, 08:07 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Delray Beach, FL
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| Who Needs a Laugh? (cute vet related joke) A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away.' The distressed owner wailed, 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead', he replied. 'How can you be so sure?' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something.' The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.' Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. '$300!' she cried, '$300 just to tell me my duck is dead!!' The vet shrugged.' I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $100, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $300.'
__________________ I'm Karen - Devoted Mama to the Drama Boyz - Cooper & Max www.alldogboots.com Last edited by Wylie's Mom; 01-03-2012 at 08:45 AM. Reason: Fixed superfluous words, at OP request |
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01-03-2012, 08:28 AM | #2 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Deer Park New York
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| That was great I love it. I have to tell my vet about this |
01-03-2012, 08:30 AM | #3 |
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| This gave me a much needed giggle this morning, thank you!
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01-03-2012, 08:37 AM | #4 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | LOL! Love it. Good one.
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01-03-2012, 08:38 AM | #5 |
and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington
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| Very funny! I have to share this
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01-03-2012, 08:49 AM | #6 |
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| I've heard this one before, and I crack up every time... :P
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01-03-2012, 08:59 AM | #7 |
Hook Em! Bevo & Mack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Texas
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| Ha ha!!
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01-03-2012, 11:20 AM | #8 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Kentucky
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| Love it, thanks for sharing.. |
01-03-2012, 01:53 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Charlotte, NC
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| Cute! Thanks for the laugh.
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01-03-2012, 02:27 PM | #11 |
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01-03-2012, 02:47 PM | #12 |
Resident Yorkie Nut Donating YT 20K Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas
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| hahaha...cute!
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01-03-2012, 02:51 PM | #13 |
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| Thanks, I needed that laugh
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01-03-2012, 02:52 PM | #14 |
♥ Piccolo & Vivi ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kentucky
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| That's a good one!
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01-03-2012, 03:37 PM | #15 |
♥ Maximo and Teddy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Northern Virginia
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| Funny!
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