Ok well I've got more.... No one told me that I'd meet hundreds of new friends on YT! :D No one told me I'd run around the house yelling, "good bathroom, what a good bathroom!" or "Daddy, Harley had a good poop today" in front of company :rolleyes: No one told me I'd be singing the "time for a bum bath" song 2-3 times a week. (hoping that's not necessary soon though, once he's healthy) |
I never knew a four pound dog would require an entire queen sized bed, forcing the human to sleep on the very edge. I almost fell when I got out of bed today! |
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No one told me I would never want any other breed of dog once I'd had a Yorkie. |
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No one told me that this cute little bundle of fur would snatch his poop, run under the bed, and munch on it. Then when mommy tries to grab him out from under the bed, she gets a wiff of nastiness and basically lets him munch, but immediately gives him a greenie afterwards. Too bad furbaby has no idea, mommy is on to him and will be watching out for any future incidences of this sort! |
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Or that your baby will eat bugs... I mean chew & swallow them! Crickets, beetles, bees... and then want to clean your face for you!! YUCK!!! |
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ROTFL!!!!! This is all too funny but oh so true. I never thought I would be wiping a bum either, washing once a week, grooming appts., buying baby blankets for a 6 lber. doing puppy play dates. Making puppy clothes. Love pet stores. Be particular at what kind of food I buy for her. The list does go on and on. Teach her to ride a horse and motorcycle because I don't want to leave her behind because she's miserable without me. Waking up to a "smiling" puppy and puppy kisses. Just makes my morning. There again the list goes on and on. Collecting poo and taking it to the vets because I think something is wrong, when there isn't. I love her so much. |
Never thought I'd be one of "Those dog people" hahahaha I now don't even blink when people look at me when I'm talking about my dog's $100 winter jacket (yeah ok a little much eh) or his specialized diets, or his halloween costume. Now I just looks at them when they say, "oh you're one of those dog owners" I think 'hummm so you're one of "those" unfortunate people who has never been loved by a dog" |
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No one told me: ...a 2 lb. puppy could burp louder than a frat boy ...your Yorkie will be more toy destructive than the Jack Russell ...your little girl could be a tomboy that hates having bows in her hair ...the instant your family and friends see her, they'll want one too |
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