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08-26-2011, 10:23 AM
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| ♥ Maximo and Teddy Donating Member  Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Northern Virginia
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|  National Dog Day today National Dog Day! Celebrating "THE DOG" and saving lives! Search & Rescue, Police, Bomb Sniffing and Firehouse Dogs The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Do Not Use Computers... 20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows 7. 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. 16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." 15. Fire hydrant icon is very frustrating. 14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. 13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee. 12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging. 10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb. 9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome. 8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... 7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. 6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. 5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! 4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver. 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg. 2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms. and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Do Not Use Computers... 1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.*
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08-26-2011, 01:27 PM
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| www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member  Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County
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|   ! I like the #1 reason. 
__________________  The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & BindiRIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12  |
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08-27-2011, 04:40 AM
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| ♥ Maximo and Teddy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Northern Virginia
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| *bump* Saturday entertainment
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08-27-2011, 05:19 AM
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| Yorkie mom of 4 Donating YT Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: LaPlata, Md
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| That was pretty funny  . I love it!
__________________  Taylor My babies Joey, Penny ,Ollie & Dixie  Callie Mae, you will forever be in my heart! |
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08-27-2011, 05:42 AM
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| I ♥ my girls! Donating Member  Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: With My Yorkies
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| Cute!!
__________________ Momma to three sweet Yorkie girls  Rosie Marie, Mikki Leigh  , and Lily Mae Grace! |
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08-27-2011, 06:26 AM
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| Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Milwaukee, WI, United States of America
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| 1, 2, 6, 8, 9 and 14 are my favorite. |
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08-27-2011, 08:02 AM
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| Crazy about Kacee! Donating Member  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kansas
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| That was good for a laugh. Quite clever!
__________________ Karen  Kacee Muffin 1991-2005 Rest in Peace My Little Angel |
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08-27-2011, 12:00 PM
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| Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL
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| Happy Dog Day Fellow Dog Lovers!
__________________ Jenni Finnigan & Gwenndilyn Forever in my heart |
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