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07-14-2011, 05:33 AM
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| YT 3000 Club Member  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia
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|  "How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Springer Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right here..... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
__________________  Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much. |
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07-14-2011, 05:42 AM
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| Donating YT 500 Club Member  Join Date: May 2010 Location: Delray Beach, FL
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07-14-2011, 06:43 AM
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| YT 1000 Club Member  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas
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| Yorkie: "After I chase the rat up the wall, I'll tell him to change it while he is up there."
__________________ Life is merrier with a Yorkshire Terrier! Jezebel  & Chuy ... RIP: Barkley  Loosie & Sassy  |
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07-14-2011, 10:35 AM
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 Another option would be "What?! Me change the bulb? You've got to be kidding. I've got people to do that."
__________________  Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. Last edited by Rhetts_mama; 07-14-2011 at 10:36 AM. | |
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07-14-2011, 10:58 AM
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| Donating YT 500 Club Member  Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play
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| LOL thats great! Whoever thinks up these sure does a good job getting them right on....
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07-14-2011, 11:18 AM
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| Banning Queen  Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Home of the Kalamazoo Wings, MI.
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| I love this, it brought a smile to my face. Wondered where the yorkies were...didn't have to wait long to find out-both responses are spot on.
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07-14-2011, 01:49 PM
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| YT 3000 Club Member  Join Date: May 2008 Location: Hanford, CA
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| very cute.
__________________  "No matter how little money & how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich." |
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07-14-2011, 02:01 PM
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| ~Izzie~ My Lil' Sweetie Donating Member  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: So. California (Santa Clarita)
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| Love it....
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07-14-2011, 05:55 PM
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| Owned by a Gremlin Donating Member  Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: The Mitten State!
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| Yorkie (Gizmo): please don't change it, it's embarassing enough that I'm in these stupid outfits my Momma buys for me let alone having others see me in them. Too cute!
__________________ Taryn  Momma to Gizmo AKA Monkeyman   My husband, daughter, son, and dog make me who I am"My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am." |
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07-14-2011, 06:00 PM
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| Donating YT 500 Club Member  Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: #4 PRIVET DRIVE
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| I love this!
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07-15-2011, 08:32 AM
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| well, i just asked Kuki, and she says 18 s. thats assuming there is a person there to stack them all up- and hand the bulb to whoever is at the top- top ideally being a lanky, big pawed teapot- to screw it in. after all, how can you expect a small pawed to work their thumbs right!?!what can i say, she is quite the know-it-all!!!!!
__________________  "...She will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of her heart; you owe it to her to be worthy of such devotion..." |
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07-15-2011, 08:55 AM
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07-15-2011, 12:37 PM
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__________________ Prince, rest in peace. We miss you and love you so much. | |
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