"How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?"
 

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

Springer Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right here.....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

Love this! :D

Yorkie: "After I chase the rat up the wall, I'll tell him to change it while he is up there."

:thumbup:

Another option would be "What?! Me change the bulb? You've got to be kidding. I've got people to do that."

LOL thats great! Whoever thinks up these sure does a good job getting them right on....

I love this, it brought a smile to my face. Wondered where the yorkies were...didn't have to wait long to find out-both responses are spot on.

very cute. :D

Love it....:yelrotflm

Yorkie (Gizmo): please don't change it, it's embarassing enough that I'm in these stupid outfits my Momma buys for me let alone having others see me in them.


Too cute!

I love this!

well, i just asked Kuki, and she says 18 :aimeeyorks.
thats assuming there is a person there to stack them all up- and hand the bulb to whoever is at the top- top:aimeeyork ideally being a lanky, big pawed teapot- to screw it in. after all, how can you expect a small pawed :aimeeyork to work their thumbs right!?!

what can i say, she is quite the know-it-all!!!!!

That one made me really laugh. :D

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