You Did WHAT With that mouth?!?

[Lumpysmama]

I have Skandia wooden office furniture in the room Maci and Lily are in with me all day, Maci bites the edges of the wood and she is slowly learning its a no, no! Maci has chewed my vertical blinds, you can see tiny little teeth holes on the bottoms when the light shines thru.

[misslissa]

2 laptop cords, some underwear, a book jacket
but the real killers is he is now up to 9 or 10 destroyed water bottles the last two he had water in his bowl in the bedroom I have no idea why he did it

[concretegurl]

So this morning I'm off doing kid drop off at school and the boy (the 30 year old one) is here...Princess Monster thinks she's been left home alone...

She apparently (in the 5 minutes I was gone) took the remotes off my desk, my mouse, dropped them in front of the front door and dumped the recycling over and spread it so if someone opened the door they'd sweep it with the door...Dad heard the commotion and came out to catch her doing it all!

I swear she knew I posted on how she was doing so much better and had to make a liar out of me! Go figure!

[Gatord]

LOL
All of these are funny. Jack never was much a chewer of anything till I got the temptor JOSIE. She has taught him to chew cabinet corners, chair corners and even their bedding. I finally got them some chewy things. I still have problems with Josie. She finds the most interesting things. I had some tape down on the floor where the carpet and tile met till they come back and put the "thresh hold" (?) in. I even had a rug over it and guess who found it. Yep Josie, then Jack says oh that looks like fun. Cabinets are fixed again now that are past their biggest chew stage.

But yes, we still have to keep closet door closed in an instant they will be sitting in laundry basket digging out those undies. And I have found them everywhere.
Carzy kids!

[LoALAnna]

Neo, in his almost 2 years of life has chewed/destroyed:
speaker cable (more times than I can count)
lamp cord
cords to shark steam mop, Kirby vacuum cleaner (less than 2 weeks old), cord to floor fan
carpet at threshold to sun room
shredded enough paper to make a Hollywood movie featuring a blizzard
socks, underwear, plastic lids from coffee mugs

Connor, in his 1 year of life (as of today!) has chewed/destroyed:
our formal dining room suite--decorative trim on 3 chairs, legs of table
carpet at threshold to sun room (adding to Neo's work)
every stuffed toy he and Neo own (chewing until stuffing and squeeker is out)
window sills

[Princess10]

these are all funny. expensive, but funny. i forgot princess chewed the vertical blinds, ten strips, the complex already informed me that will be $70.00. she loves to shred paper, kleenex, cotton balls, & t.p...and if i'm not fast enough she will eat it! one of the funnier things she chewed was the corded game controller while my daughter was playing it, i came home & my daughter was furious yet i couldn't stop laughing. i still "throw it in her face"...she literally did it right in front of her! oh the joys of puppyhood...leading to yorkiehood!
the great thing about it is my house has never been cleaner & more organized! thanks you lil $hirt! lol.

[purplg8r]

Bella is such a chewer! Her favorite thing to chew is our hands! Grr! She also loves to chew the carpet (where it meets the tile...we're renting a condo and boy are we going to have to replace the carpet!), the wall corners (she's eatten the paint off one spot), boxes, paper, and kitty litter!

[MauiGirl]

With 4 potential *chewers* in the house I don't know who does what, but the list of destruction includes: underwear (until I got trained to keep out of reach), many many pairs of reading glasses from my desk, several pens, a few cds, Barbies hands & feet, the legs on my office chair, and Meika's fetish is hard eyes from any stuffed animal.

Now that they are almost 2 & 3 yrs. old, they are much less destructive (and we are better trained NOT to leave stuff in reach).