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sugarmamma · 01-09-2011, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jencar98

I'm thinking Mike needs a "banning thread" intervention. With most likely 18,000+ posts in that section, does any one else think he might have a "banning" problem? Of course, Mike would deny that, but isn't denial one of the key indicators someone has an addiction problem?

Congratulations Mike...few of us will ever achieve your status.

I totally agree. And if he was not so full of himself and in denial of his problem he may on occasion visit other boards and SEE his party

alaskayorkie · 01-09-2011, 04:01 PM

Awww, I'm so humbled. Reading these heartfelt outpourings of love, support and admiration -- all wrapped in sarcasm -- brings tears to my eyes. I feel like Sally Field on Oscar Night -- "I can't deny the fact that you hate me! You hate me!"

There is, however, some terrible misinformation being circulated about my job as Dictator of the banning thread, so hopefully this will clear it up.

* I've made 5,488 posts there, a mere 28.9 percent of my total. (The remaining 13,512 have been in the caring, insightful and inspiring variety.

)

* 5,488 members of the riff-raff community -- the lowest of the low -- have been reprimanded for misbehavior, making YT a much happier place. If I didn't round them up on the banning thread, they would infest the rest of the forums like locusts.

sugarmamma · 01-09-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Awww, I'm so humbled. Reading these heartfelt outpourings of love, support and admiration -- all wrapped in sarcasm -- brings tears to my eyes. I feel like Sally Field on Oscar Night -- "I can't deny the fact that you hate me! You hate me!"

There is, however, some terrible misinformation being circulated about my job as Dictator of the banning thread, so hopefully this will clear it up.

* I've made 5,488 posts there, a mere 28.9 percent of my total. (The remaining 13,512 have been in the caring, insightful and inspiring variety.

)

* 5,488 members of the riff-raff community -- the lowest of the low -- have been reprimanded for misbehavior, making YT a much happier place. If I didn't round them up on the banning thread, they would infest the rest of the forums like locusts.

Nobody hates YOU, Mike....we hate the addiction. And the sickness. You can't begin to change without all of our help. Will you accept it??

alaskayorkie · 01-09-2011, 04:32 PM

Addiction? Preposterous! Was Mother Theresa addicted to helping people? Was Columbus addicted to sailing? Was Jonas Salk addicted to medical research?

I have my avocation firmly under control and in perspective. And I ban you from this celebration thread.

sugarmamma · 01-09-2011, 04:36 PM

you can't ban me from my own thread

EarthAngel · 01-09-2011, 04:38 PM

Good grief! Mikey....write on the blackboard...this is not the banning thread a hundred times!

alaskayorkie · 01-09-2011, 04:41 PM

It's my party and I'll ban if I want to.
Ban if I want to, ban if I want to
You would ban too
If it happened to you.

RachelandSadie · 01-09-2011, 04:46 PM

Congrats Mike. I officially ban you for banning sugar mama

sugarmamma · 01-09-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RachelandSadie

Congrats Mike. I officially ban you for banning sugar mama

IF this WAS, perchance....the BANNING thread.....YOU would be banned for getting my name all wrong

jencar98 · 01-09-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sugarmamma

IF this WAS, perchance....the BANNING thread.....YOU would be banned for getting my name all wrong

See...we knew it was true, his addiction....now it spills over into his party thread

. He, or his addiction is out of control, there's no time to lose in launching our plan

joann1166 · 01-10-2011, 09:25 AM

Is there a "banning" addict group that Mike can go to? I surely hope so! He is so in need of one!

Buster Brown · 01-10-2011, 09:53 AM

Very Impressive. Now that is some Yorkie Talking.

cheryl19 · 01-10-2011, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by salazark

Yeah - but what percent of those posts are from the ban the person above you game?

Congrats Mike!!

: Way to go Mike woohoo:

01-09-2011, 04:01 PM	#17
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Awww, I'm so humbled. Reading these heartfelt outpourings of love, support and admiration -- all wrapped in sarcasm -- brings tears to my eyes. I feel like Sally Field on Oscar Night -- "I can't deny the fact that you hate me! You hate me!" There is, however, some terrible misinformation being circulated about my job as Dictator of the banning thread, so hopefully this will clear it up. * I've made 5,488 posts there, a mere 28.9 percent of my total. (The remaining 13,512 have been in the caring, insightful and inspiring variety. ) * 5,488 members of the riff-raff community -- the lowest of the low -- have been reprimanded for misbehavior, making YT a much happier place. If I didn't round them up on the banning thread, they would infest the rest of the forums like locusts. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-09-2011, 04:32 PM	#19
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Addiction? Preposterous! Was Mother Theresa addicted to helping people? Was Columbus addicted to sailing? Was Jonas Salk addicted to medical research? I have my avocation firmly under control and in perspective. And I ban you from this celebration thread. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-09-2011, 04:36 PM	#20
sugarmamma Donating YT 18K Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Yorkie Zoo Posts: 34,152	you can't ban me from my own thread __________________ Lisa, Mom to Curri Bee Vindi Loo Tikka Masala Sugar Baby

01-09-2011, 04:38 PM	#21
EarthAngel Donating YT 6000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: New York Posts: 18,134	Good grief! Mikey....write on the blackboard...this is not the banning thread a hundred times! Last edited by EarthAngel; 01-09-2011 at 04:39 PM.

01-09-2011, 04:41 PM	#22
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	It's my party and I'll ban if I want to. Ban if I want to, ban if I want to You would ban too If it happened to you. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-09-2011, 04:46 PM	#23
RachelandSadie No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 5,748	Congrats Mike. I officially ban you for banning sugar mama

01-10-2011, 09:25 AM	#26
joann1166 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Arab, AL, USA Posts: 1,117 Blog Entries: 1	Is there a "banning" addict group that Mike can go to? I surely hope so! He is so in need of one! __________________ Charlie & Natalie & Ollie

01-10-2011, 09:53 AM	#27
Buster Brown Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Toluca Lake, CA Posts: 5,491	Very Impressive. Now that is some Yorkie Talking.