Hark and come hither to the Valentine's Day Ball

[Buster Brown]

Sorry boys but Eddie's right, we can't spike the water bowl this year. So I'm hosting the stag party in Room K9. Stop by for a bully stick while the girls are visiting the Piddle Pad. Gentlemen No Collars, No Leashes, Sorry No Puppies, No Bitches. :woohoo :

[Perrella]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Hope this will make your heart beat faster! if not at least due to the artery clogging factor!

I went ahead an ordered us an appetizer. Wagyu beef sliders, see I told you it was a fancy burger joint!

We can always go work it off at the park afterwards with a good game of chase!

If you like them, we can order a full dinner the night of the ball before we head out.

WHOA...now that's one BIG burger! Geez, I'd need a really big fella for my date....he'd have to chew that thang for me.

Zhoie

[marcie]

Originally Posted by orlnurse

Hows about we make it a double date..dat way I can keep an eye out for my wittle sister

Dakota, don't worry...I'm not a mean doggie

Sure we gotta watch over the little ones! Some of the guys here aren't as mannerly as you. I've heard rumors.

[orlnurse]

Originally Posted by marcie

Sure we gotta watch over the little ones! Some of the guys here aren't as mannerly as you. I've heard rumors.

RoRo! My baby sistur neber leabes my side, so I'm sure she won'ts be gettin into any twoble. I gots to look out for you too...yous my girl. xoxo

[salazark]

Originally Posted by Nancy1999

hay princ3s i thought u had found ur princa charmng a long tiem ago or i wud haev ben on ur dorstep!!11!1 ive ben cal3d a bad boy but mah h3arts ben brokan and iv3 built up a thik outar wal so dont list3n 2 those oth3r bitches who say imm a bastard!1!1!!1 sur3 i was born out of wedlok and had a few hard knox i was baerley 4 months old wh3n mah birth moth3r gaev ma up for adoption!!11111! Mah mom and dad ware in show busiens th3y didnt haev tiem for da kids there caerers always cma first!1!!1!11

mah adoptiev mothers k though and sh3 show3d ma taht even though imm not p3rfect she lovas m3 anyway!!!11!!1! Imm lokng for a gal who wil show ma unconditional love but id liek a hot chik 2 and baby u r ona hot chik!1!11!!1 lol by teh way iv3 always ben a leg man and swetheart u got som3 lags i sw3ar they lok liek they go al da way 2 ur n3k!!!!! As son as imm out of r3hab il text u!!!!1 ive got a bit of buly stik adiction!!1!11 omg but nothng i cant handla!11!1!!!

Mah hobeis r monlight woks on teh bach!1!!!1111 Attachment 335080


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Oh Joey. Charming is just Beemer, my little brother. I'm very protective of him but he's my brother, not the dog for me. I'm a good girl but I just love a bad boy. I promise unconditional love - I don't know any other kind. I can't imagine anything nicer than a walk on the beach with you. My heart's just a flutter at the thought. Please tell me that you'll be able to stay off the bullie sticks for one night - or share them with me. I can chew on one end and you can chew on the other. We might even meet in the middle. Text me and let me know if you feel the same.

Sadie

[Nancy1999]

Originally Posted by salazark

Oh Joey. Charming is just Beemer, my little brother. I'm very protective of him but he's my brother, not the dog for me. I'm a good girl but I just love a bad boy. I promise unconditional love - I don't know any other kind. I can't imagine anything nicer than a walk on the beach with you. My heart's just a flutter at the thought. Please tell me that you'll be able to stay off the bullie sticks for one night - or share them with me. I can chew on one end and you can chew on the other. We might even meet in the middle. Text me and let me know if you feel the same.

Sadie

I'm laughing and crying at the same time, I haven't read this to Joey yet, he's still in lockdown, but Sadie is such a little jewel. My other son is getting married this month, and I hope his girl is as precious as Sadie, he'll be happy ever after! I think all Joey needs is a good girl who will understand him!

[salazark]

Joey,

I meant to leave you a picture. I can't wait to hear from you.

Sadie

[QTQuinn]

Originally Posted by Britster

Well.... helloooo there! I'd luff to take to you the V-day Ball. You sound like my kind of woman! You may be a bit young for me... but age ain't nothin' but a number, right? xoxo, Jackson

Hey Jackson! I have to admit, I'm so excited you responded. Whenever my mom is on the computer, I see your pics and think you are the most fun, adventurous, and handsomest boy on here! I'd love it if you could teach me how to swim! XOXO, Quinn

[Nancy1999]

Originally Posted by salazark

Joey,

I meant to leave you a picture. I can't wait to hear from you.

Sadie

HOT STUF!!1!!!! U ROK!!!!!

SADIE I N3V3R M3T A CLASY GIRL LIEK U IV3 BAN WATENG AL MAH LIEF AND U TEH ON3 FOR ME BABY U GOT 2 BLEIV3 IN ME BABY I KNOW I CAN DO ANYTHNG IF U BLEIV3 IN MA BUT U JUST GOT 2 BLEIV3 IN ME!!!!1 I CANT GIEV U DIMONDS AND PEARLS BUT IL R MAH BULY STIX WIT U ANY DAY!11!!1!1!

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by Perrella

WHOA...now that's one BIG burger! Geez, I'd need a really big fella for my date....he'd have to chew that thang for me.

Zhoie

Those are sliders=mini burgers

[AllDogBoots]

Sadie, Sadie quite da wittle wady.
Oh, where do i start?
I suppose wif my heart
We haven't known each other very long,
but I know sometimes that you come on strong.
I wike dat about you but wanna take it slow.
Maybe you don't know, but dats how i roll.
I don't pway games except wif Max
Don't worry about getting hurt, just relax.

I'm a sensitive guy wif a weally big heart
I hope dis dance iz da perfect start
to a long relationship wif lots of lub
and maybe 1 or 2 belly wubs.

I iz so essited to see you in da pwetty dwess.

By the way, most wadies find my 12" bully stick irresistible. But you iz so special that I am reserving it just for you

[ChibiLuv]

Originally Posted by Perrella

Oh, It's me.... ZHOIE again.

Here's one of my pretty pictures.





Come-on.....all you big, bad & bold yorkie fella..........WOO ME!! Win my charms.....delight in my favors

Dang, mommy always forgets my pretty picture the 1st time around, lol

A poem for ZHOIE
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm allergic
Atchoo, Atchoo

On Valentines Day
One pickle said to the other
"Your love means a great dill"
And then I ate them both!
I may be a joker, but I think your real cute
and I'd even share some of my chirstmas treat loot
I may be shy but I promise I'd be nice,
We could slow dance or just sniff around
I promise not to be too much of a clown!

[Britster]

Originally Posted by QTQuinn

Hey Jackson! I have to admit, I'm so excited you responded. Whenever my mom is on the computer, I see your pics and think you are the most fun, adventurous, and handsomest boy on here! I'd love it if you could teach me how to swim! XOXO, Quinn

Woohoo! I can def teach you how to swim... but mama sayz it's a lil' too cold right now? Darn! How 'bout a game of fetch for now? I'm so glad you will be my date.

My mom sayz pick out the bestest picture of Quinn for the 'submission' thread.

[Mardelin]

My Tahlulah asked me to post her information on here to let little boys know that she's available...

I emphatically told her no! She's a hussy. Last time she was allowed out, it was to the Prom, she was crowned Prom Queen and came home pregnant.

[JMuedog]

Originally Posted by Mardelin

My Tahlulah asked me to post her information on here to let little boys know that she's available...

I emphatically told her no! She's a hussy. Last time she was allowed out, it was to the Prom, she was crowned Prom Queen and came home pregnant.

At least you have a better idea of what to expect this go around