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snoopygirlaf · 11-12-2009, 01:21 PM

Ha ha...thanks for the good laugh

redvalaria · 11-12-2009, 01:49 PM

not only do they lie....but in large groups they are more conniving then the mafia.

Their complex organization is so astute as to even allow for coordinated, well time, complex operations which involve one distracting me while the others reach objects that they couldn't possibly reach and destroy things that they couldn't possibly destroy....or things that challenge the physical limitations....like how can a dog that doesn't even weigh 5 pounds take down a fully gown human being and incapacitate them for all the time needed to allow the others to eat ALL the bakery goods in an entire kitchen?

Maybe we should put these powers to work for GOOD, not evil, cause right now mine are more like Yorkshire Terrorists....

margaritaville · 11-12-2009, 02:37 PM

wait a minute......do you think Sissy is lying when she tells me pee is GOOD for the oriental rug?

YorkieMom6 · 11-12-2009, 02:37 PM

Oh TOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!

Arzel36 · 11-12-2009, 03:09 PM

funny!

dogbert · 11-12-2009, 04:08 PM

That's the Yorkie story and they are ALL sticking to it!

MirandaKay · 11-12-2009, 04:27 PM

You guys are great... at least I know that I am not alone...Tristan will get on the second step of his little doggy steps to the couch and just sit there like "MOM...I....CAN'T....MAKE...IT....ONE....MORE....S TEP....NOW PICK ME UP AND PUT ME IN YOUR LAP!!!!

bj1 · 11-12-2009, 04:58 PM

too funny

RoxyLuv · 11-12-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dogbert

That's the Yorkie story and they are ALL sticking to it!

Then they look at ya with that little face of theirs saying, "I'm right, aren't I Mom?"

Fun story!!! Thanks!

HendrixandLucy · 11-12-2009, 06:26 PM

hahaha you are so cute!

your babies sound just like mine!

my3angelbabies · 11-12-2009, 07:08 PM

I refuse to believe that those sweet little dogs could ever tell a lie. Just look at them they practically have angel wings and halo.

Princes mom · 11-13-2009, 07:49 AM

yavenay · 11-13-2009, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

Just a heads up to you yorkie lovers, if they say they positively cannot jump up to where they wanna be that is also a lie. Kaji will put his front paw paws and look absolutely miserable and maybe throw a whimper in there so tha I will pick him up and place him on the couch, bed, or a really plump pillow that is sitting on the floor. He swears his little legs are just too tired to make it all the way up the big plump pillow.

Brandi is famous for this. Funny thing is she is perfectly able to do it herself. She can jump on the bed and the couch. The worst is at night when jumps off the bed and then decides she wents to get back in the bed with me. I swear she turns into a wack a mole until I wake up and pick her. All you see is her little head going up and down. Yea yorkies are definitely liars

yavenay · 11-13-2009, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by redvalaria

not only do they lie....but in large groups they are more conniving then the mafia.

Their complex organization is so astute as to even allow for coordinated, well time, complex operations which involve one distracting me while the others reach objects that they couldn't possibly reach and destroy things that they couldn't possibly destroy....or things that challenge the physical limitations....like how can a dog that doesn't even weigh 5 pounds take down a fully gown human being and incapacitate them for all the time needed to allow the others to eat ALL the bakery goods in an entire kitchen?

Maybe we should put these powers to work for GOOD, not evil, cause right now mine are more like Yorkshire Terrorists....

BE AFRAID...VERY AFRAID! They know exactly what they are doing. But we must remain diligent. YORKIES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! We cannot, must not allow this to happen. If they do life as we know it will continue to cease. There will be no more wars, disease or famine! We will all be too busy catering to the needs of yorkies to hate each other. We would all be slaves to yorkies while they turn us into peace-loving, tree-hugging hippies.

SANDYSAND · 11-13-2009, 08:06 AM

LOL!!!!!!

That was 2 funny!

11-12-2009, 01:21 PM	#16
snoopygirlaf Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Springtown, Texas, USA Posts: 292	Ha ha...thanks for the good laugh __________________ Loving my Winston

11-12-2009, 01:49 PM	#17
redvalaria Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 153	not only do they lie....but in large groups they are more conniving then the mafia. Their complex organization is so astute as to even allow for coordinated, well time, complex operations which involve one distracting me while the others reach objects that they couldn't possibly reach and destroy things that they couldn't possibly destroy....or things that challenge the physical limitations....like how can a dog that doesn't even weigh 5 pounds take down a fully gown human being and incapacitate them for all the time needed to allow the others to eat ALL the bakery goods in an entire kitchen? Maybe we should put these powers to work for GOOD, not evil, cause right now mine are more like Yorkshire Terrorists.... __________________ -------------------------------- Kate-Mom to: Dante, Hamish & Fergus

11-12-2009, 02:37 PM	#18
margaritaville Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: west long branch, n.j. Posts: 4,457	wait a minute......do you think Sissy is lying when she tells me pee is GOOD for the oriental rug? __________________ Joan, Bubba and Sissy-BEWARE OF PUPPY MILLS breathe in, breathe out, move on -jb

11-12-2009, 02:37 PM	#19
YorkieMom6 ♥ Luv Zoey & Austen! ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO, USA Posts: 2,015	Oh TOOOOOOOOO Funny!!! __________________ Denise, Zoey, and Austen Dear Jazzy & Sasha forever in our hearts There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams

11-12-2009, 03:09 PM	#20
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11-12-2009, 04:08 PM	#21
dogbert Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Southern, MN,USA Posts: 3,271 Blog Entries: 1	That's the Yorkie story and they are ALL sticking to it! __________________ Mammadoodle to my Yorkiedoodle Barney and our crazy cat Ms. Sassy Pants. RIP Audrey-Belle Within the heart of every stray lies the singular desire to be loved

11-12-2009, 04:27 PM	#22
MirandaKay Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Coolville, Oh Posts: 83	You guys are great... at least I know that I am not alone...Tristan will get on the second step of his little doggy steps to the couch and just sit there like "MOM...I....CAN'T....MAKE...IT....ONE....MORE....S TEP....NOW PICK ME UP AND PUT ME IN YOUR LAP!!!! __________________ Have you hugged a furbaby today? We love our zoo! TristanMystic *X3X7

11-12-2009, 04:58 PM	#23
bj1 Owned By BJ and Lil Ann Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Posts: 990	too funny

11-12-2009, 06:26 PM	#25
HendrixandLucy Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 234	:) hahaha you are so cute! your babies sound just like mine!

11-12-2009, 07:08 PM	#26
my3angelbabies Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: fl,usa Posts: 77	I refuse to believe that those sweet little dogs could ever tell a lie. Just look at them they practically have angel wings and halo. __________________ Pray and then let God handle it!!!! Mom to Kiki and Kanga Girl

11-13-2009, 07:49 AM	#27
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11-13-2009, 08:06 AM	#30
SANDYSAND Mommy Loves Koda & Kacy! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Home of the NY Yankees Posts: 6,500	LOL!!!!!! That was 2 funny! __________________ http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=3a2e8eedc3dc6290fbd72e&skin_id=1603&utm_s ource=otm&utm_medium=text_url Mommy Loves:Koda & Kacy. Smile Life is a GIFT First Lady of the SRC~ Koda Benji