Originally Posted by OnegusMom (Post 2879102)

OK, NOW it's funny. At the time I felt like a rotten mommy to both my baby girl and that stupid cat, lol, and it was one of those things that once it is over, you are sooooooooooo glad no one was there to witness it. Then you laugh so hard you are on the floor and everyone would know for sure you were crazy because there is no way you could get the words out of your mouth to explain it, no matter how hard you tried. FYI, my daughter still remember it and gives me the nubs about it on occassion because I didn't believe her. Would you have? Geeze......those things they remember. along with how many toys they had, that they had to pick up after themselves, didn't have as many clothes as the furbie, had to eat whatever was put in front of them, didn't get treats just for being "cute"......long list of "failures" as a parent of human babies, lol. Can't win.:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by ranant12 (Post 2879375)

Oh I forgot,

Diva also tries to claim my husband as hers!! When he and I kiss she either barks like crazy if we are standing up or if we are sitting on the couch she will wedge her way in between us and try to get in between our faces to try to kiss him. I have had to tell her on more than one occasion that he is my husband not hers. He of course loves to have women fighting over him. I seriously have to keep an eye on those 2. I may have to contact Cheaters to see what's going on behind my back. LOL

Originally Posted by OnegusMom (Post 2875105)

My name is Onegus, and I am NOT spoiled. My Mommy and Daddy are just very well trained. When I first came home, 2 yrs ago, I weighed 2# 2oz. I made sure daddy understood that I could not eat unless I was hand fed, one tiny piece at a time and that he had to sit on the floor with me to do it. BTW, my daddy is over 6 ft tall, lol. Mommy put an end to it after a week because she would hold my dish up, tell me to sit and give me one bite then put my dish in front of me and walk away. (Daddy still hand feeds me when she isn't looking.)
I KNOW there is no good reason to bring bags into the house unless there is something for me.
I have a big doggie brother, 87#, and a big cat brother, 20# and they do whatever I tell them to do. Even laying down nicely so I can nap on them. And they are only allowed to play with toys if I say so and have the time to play too. They also may not eat until I check out what they have. I get special expensive food but I have to make sure theirs is OK. That's my job as a brother. Brother cat now eats in the basement. He isn't a good sharer. It is also my job to tell mommy and daddy if Cat is doing something he should not be doing. He says I am a tattle tale. I also make sure my big dog brother knows I am in the lead when we are both outside. If he doesn't listen and gets sassy with me, mommy and daddy make him wait inside until I come in.
I go almost every where in the car with my mommy and daddy. Daddy lets me lay on the console, but mommy insists that I have an 18" lead with the seatbelt through it, hooked to my harness when I am alone in the car with her. Since it is in the front seat, the air bag is alway turned off when I am in the car.
I have more toys then my human brothers and sister had when they were little and they tell mommy and daddy all about that. Mommy puts them in a basket at night but daddy tips it over in the morning and I am allowed to leave them all over the house all day. Mommy puts them away after I go to bed. Same with clothes. I have jammies, sweatshirts and 5 snowsuits. But hey, I am a little guy and it's cold outside and on the floor. Not that I am there except to play. I like laps much better then the floor.
When I first came home, Daddy said I could not sleep in his bed. I think he was kidding. I take naps with daddy every day in the big bed, but mommy makes me sleep in my own bed at night. I know what time bedtime is, 9:30PM and I tell them. I pace up and down the hallway and cry until my jammies are on me and daddy cuddles me like a little baby and rubs my belly. THEN I can be put in my bed. I also have a daytime bed in the living room. Cat thought they bought the cube for him, but I let him know it was all mine so he leaves it alone now.
I love my mommy, but my daddy is my best friend. He shares his icecream and human popcicles with me and sneaks me human nibbles when mommy isn't looking. When he is outside, I wait at the top of the steps for him to come back in. If it is winter and he is plowing snow, I wait there with an extra pair of heavy socks for him, which I have sneaked out of mommy's clean folded laundry.
No, I am not spoiled, I am very special and I deserve to be treated that way. I give lots of kisses and snuggles, and even smiles sometimes so they know I love them too.;)

Originally Posted by OnegusMom (Post 2880283)

Spoiled?.......Onegus went to the Vet today for his second Lymes Vacine shot ( We live in the county and have deer in the yard all the time. His "nickname" is Bugbate) He did just fine at the Vet. didn't even wimper when he got stuck, jumped right up into the front seat of the car to go home. Took his walk once we got there. The minute he saw daddy, he started limping. Daddy hand fed him his supper, ice cream for dessert, FROM a spoon yet and had him on his lap all evening, rubbing his boo boo, even iced it. He is in bed with daddy now. HOWEVER, when daddy wasn't in the room, he pranced around just fine. Guess he knows whose chain he can yank, huh? I had surgery last year and had to ASK for food and water and had to punch the man for a pain pill during the night cause I couldn't get out of bed. I thought this was supposed to be MY furbie. Might have to get a little girl just so I can get my lap warmed, lol. With my luck, she would claim him has hers too. Oh well, there's always Cat.

Originally Posted by OnegusMom (Post 2880283)

Spoiled?.......Onegus went to the Vet today for his second Lymes Vacine shot ( We live in the county and have deer in the yard all the time. His "nickname" is Bugbate) He did just fine at the Vet. didn't even wimper when he got stuck, jumped right up into the front seat of the car to go home. Took his walk once we got there. The minute he saw daddy, he started limping. Daddy hand fed him his supper, ice cream for dessert, FROM a spoon yet and had him on his lap all evening, rubbing his boo boo, even iced it. He is in bed with daddy now. HOWEVER, when daddy wasn't in the room, he pranced around just fine. Guess he knows whose chain he can yank, huh? I had surgery last year and had to ASK for food and water and had to punch the man for a pain pill during the night cause I couldn't get out of bed. I thought this was supposed to be MY furbie. Might have to get a little girl just so I can get my lap warmed, lol. With my luck, she would claim him has hers too. Oh well, there's always Cat.

Originally Posted by ranant12 (Post 2879360)

Diva is spoiled with a capital 'S'.

1.) She demands to eat whatever you are eating. If it's good for human's it's good for Diva (after all she's human too!). When told "no" she pouts for hours refusing to cuddle.

2.) After a bath, Diva must be wrapped in a towel warmed in the dryer and then told over and over again how pretty she is. Then after grooming she does what we call the pageant walk, prissing aound with her fur flowing around her while all humans exclaim how beautiful she is.

3.) Diva hates to get her feet wet. If it's raining she will stop at the door and look up at me as if to say " um, are you crazy" and turn around and priss back inside.

4.) She tattles on the cat all the time. She tells me: if the cat jumps on the counter, if the cat was mean to her, if the cat is on a bed (because of course all beds belong to Diva), if the cat shredded paper towels, etc, etc. Apparently the cat is a disgusting animal and Diva has very little tolerance for her. LOL She will come to me and bark like crazy and lead me straight to whatever crime the cat has committed. I am then required to fuss at the cat while Diva sits there beside me looking so proud of herself.

5.) If we are riding in the car the kids do not have to argue about who gets to ride in the front seat if Diva is with us. I swear she gets in the front passenger seat and refuses to move. It's so funny. My oldest daughter will try to move her while Diva just digs her nails into the seat and holds on for dear life. Shelby will finally say "fine Diva!! Have the front seat!!" and Diva will shake out her fur and give me the cutest "I won" look.

Originally Posted by WV~Yorkies (Post 2881274)

spoiled? Well.. I am up at 4am fixing them scrambled eggs. I have one that just had pups but the others don't understand why they can't have some too..so.... They think now they have to eat everytime she does..lol

Originally Posted by OnegusMom (Post 2875105)

My name is Onegus, and I am NOT spoiled. My Mommy and Daddy are just very well trained. When I first came home, 2 yrs ago, I weighed 2# 2oz. I made sure daddy understood that I could not eat unless I was hand fed, one tiny piece at a time and that he had to sit on the floor with me to do it. BTW, my daddy is over 6 ft tall, lol. Mommy put an end to it after a week because she would hold my dish up, tell me to sit and give me one bite then put my dish in front of me and walk away. (Daddy still hand feeds me when she isn't looking.)
I KNOW there is no good reason to bring bags into the house unless there is something for me.
I have a big doggie brother, 87#, and a big cat brother, 20# and they do whatever I tell them to do. Even laying down nicely so I can nap on them. And they are only allowed to play with toys if I say so and have the time to play too. They also may not eat until I check out what they have. I get special expensive food but I have to make sure theirs is OK. That's my job as a brother. Brother cat now eats in the basement. He isn't a good sharer. It is also my job to tell mommy and daddy if Cat is doing something he should not be doing. He says I am a tattle tale. I also make sure my big dog brother knows I am in the lead when we are both outside. If he doesn't listen and gets sassy with me, mommy and daddy make him wait inside until I come in.
I go almost every where in the car with my mommy and daddy. Daddy lets me lay on the console, but mommy insists that I have an 18" lead with the seatbelt through it, hooked to my harness when I am alone in the car with her. Since it is in the front seat, the air bag is alway turned off when I am in the car.
I have more toys then my human brothers and sister had when they were little and they tell mommy and daddy all about that. Mommy puts them in a basket at night but daddy tips it over in the morning and I am allowed to leave them all over the house all day. Mommy puts them away after I go to bed. Same with clothes. I have jammies, sweatshirts and 5 snowsuits. But hey, I am a little guy and it's cold outside and on the floor. Not that I am there except to play. I like laps much better then the floor.
When I first came home, Daddy said I could not sleep in his bed. I think he was kidding. I take naps with daddy every day in the big bed, but mommy makes me sleep in my own bed at night. I know what time bedtime is, 9:30PM and I tell them. I pace up and down the hallway and cry until my jammies are on me and daddy cuddles me like a little baby and rubs my belly. THEN I can be put in my bed. I also have a daytime bed in the living room. Cat thought they bought the cube for him, but I let him know it was all mine so he leaves it alone now.
I love my mommy, but my daddy is my best friend. He shares his icecream and human popcicles with me and sneaks me human nibbles when mommy isn't looking. When he is outside, I wait at the top of the steps for him to come back in. If it is winter and he is plowing snow, I wait there with an extra pair of heavy socks for him, which I have sneaked out of mommy's clean folded laundry.
No, I am not spoiled, I am very special and I deserve to be treated that way. I give lots of kisses and snuggles, and even smiles sometimes so they know I love them too.;)

Originally Posted by mimimomo (Post 2885871)

Uni totally cracks me up...that she has her eyes closed lol! That's so funny, Mimi does the same thing, except it's on my bed & she'll lie down on her side while I brush her, although she keeps her eyes open. When I'm done w/one side, she'll get up, streeeetch & lie down on her tummy. I flip her over & brush the other side hehee.

Originally Posted by capt_noonie (Post 2884856)

I just thought of another also. Whenever we open ANY tupperware or plastic container from the fridge, Uni goes and sits on her "carpet" (it's just a dish towel on the floor, but she's trained to wait for her food on there). If we eat anything from it and don't give her any, she gives us a little whine, like "don't forget about me....." If we ignore her, it goes into a "bark!" like WTF?! then if we give her some, it HAS to be on a little spoon.

Oh if someone cracks open a hard boiled egg in the morning, if Uni is still sleeping, she can hear it and wake up. It's her alarm clock. She will wake up and bark and whine at the door. Clearly if someone is cracking an egg it is for her!

Originally Posted by snoopymom (Post 2886461)

We always sit on the floor to play with Snoopy. But then he'll jump up on the sofa. People on the floor and puppy on the couch!

And Snoopy can hear the big cold metal treat box being opened and runs to the kitchen to see if he is getting a treat.

And we've given him bottled water while drinking tap water ourselves.

These don't top the rest of the stories, though. Snoopy will have to work on that. :p

Originally Posted by sushidoodidoo (Post 2886786)

I just luuuuuuv this thread:)

Ok, here are some other things Sushi does:

-When I leave home I put them all three dogs in the master bedroom. Mind you, this is a HUGE bedroom, with an en-suite bathroom where they can go use the peepad, and an LCD TV for them to watch discovery channel(and They actually do watch!). Mr.Big and Missy have to share the doggy bed, while Sushi is on "her" queen size bed, all by herself, and noone would dare even think about intruding! :)
When I come home, I go open the bedroom door, the two other dogs come right over with wagging tails and little excitement barks, getting pets and belly rubs and kisses. But it's beneath Sushi to come over. I have to go to the bed, give her kisses and belly rubs, baby talk to her, and THEN she will come down the bed and follow me out of the bedroom. If I fail to do that, she will refuse to leave the bedroom. She will stay in bed, sulking, waiting for me to go back to the bedroom and pay attention and love her and baby her for a good 5 minutes! :)

-Apparently the only reason for me to go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet is for Sushi to come sit on my lap and get cuddles and kisses. It's almost automatic: she hears me going to the bathroom, and she would run over from wherever she is and wait at my feet to be picked up. And if I fail to do that, she has absolutely no problems bringing that to my attention, first in a nicer way but would soon lead to a full on protest! If any of the other dogs decide to follow us to the bathroom, she puts them in their place :) Well, she's right, we are entitled to our privacy! :)

Originally Posted by capt_noonie (Post 2860009)

Can you beat Uni? LOL

She is playing and is out of breath and panting. She goes by her water bowl but doesn't drink any. Why? It's not fresh! :rolleyes: So I take the bowl and wash it out, as I'm putting in new FILTERED water, she's barking, like HUUUUUURRRRRRY UPPPP!!!

When I want to give her a treat, such as cucumber, watermelon, or whatever, if she's not in the mood, she won't take it. But if she doesn't want it and I eat it instead, guess who wants some now!

Sometimes when she wants up, she'll just put up her front legs on the stool or whatever and whine. I know she can jump up there just fine, she's done it a million times. She just wants me to lift her up.

She'll throw her toy off the couch and bark at me to get it for her. and i do.

What does your yorkie do that's super silly spoiled? :cool:

Originally Posted by kjc (Post 2860037)

I don't know, but if the water isn't fresh, Tinkerbell picks up the bowl and dumps the water on the floor...
She'll bark and bring me a toy, and bark until I play with her... if I ignore her she'll jump in the air like a fish out of water till she's eye level with me, which usually scares me half to death bc I never expect it...

Also, she's a Uni wannabe:

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Originally Posted by kjc (Post 2860067)

Oh and I almost forgot, if the food bowls are empty, she'll pick them up and drop them just to make noise, like 'Hey, Mom, we're outta food here!!!' Then, when I feed her, I have to put a squirt of Whipped cream in the middle, or she won't eat it. So now the other two feel left out, so I have to give them each a squirt in their food! And she'll go to each bowl to make sure everybody got the same food and condiments or she'll go lay down in protest if she thinks she missed out on something!

And the barking! I can't make it past five. She's got one of those barks that sounds almost like a half scream and makes my ears hurt bad. So I'm pulling my hair out trying to figure out what she wants!

When bedtime rolls around, she'll get in bed and lay back to back with me, actually feels good ... a live heating pad! Can't complain there!

She just adores my Hubby. She waits for him to come home from work, follows him into the kitchen, jumps up and down until he sits down and picks her up and holds her like a baby and gives her a tummy rub. She looks at him and just goes gaga over him. I could throw-up. I think it's bc he has a beard and she thinks he's a really big dog!

Originally Posted by Misti1 (Post 2887475)

I'm still all over this thread. I copy paste little segments and send them to friends at work, It's my way of getting them in trouble because you can't help but LOL.....In one office you guys have a following has he shares them with co-workers and they are running to him all day asking "you get a new yorkie tale yet?