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luvfla · 10-12-2009, 07:48 AM

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Love_Capone · 10-12-2009, 08:37 AM

Aww this is cute! Thanks for sharing.

Dara311 · 10-12-2009, 08:49 AM

priceless! Thanks for sharing!

megansmomma · 10-12-2009, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luvfla

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

EEEwwwwwwww!

Very funny

BonBon · 10-12-2009, 08:54 AM

Some of these sounds a little too familiar! I need to have a looooong talk with my babies.

nyteacups · 10-12-2009, 09:21 AM

cutest thing i ever saw...we should have a section for just funnys like this

YorkieMax82 · 10-12-2009, 09:25 AM

lol thats funny

Pup-e-Love · 10-12-2009, 09:29 AM

Very funny!!

Bellas_mommy · 10-12-2009, 09:55 AM

Too cute! Thanks for sharing.

Yorkiekids · 10-12-2009, 01:36 PM

That's really cute.

lrichardsonrnc · 10-12-2009, 03:04 PM

Oh.....this made my face smile and my heart happy. Thank you so much for the mirth therapy! Doggies are the icing on the cupcake.

Catie_and_Luna · 10-12-2009, 03:14 PM

Hahaha I just could not contain my laughter at "I must not suddenly stand under the coffee table"

Thanks for sharing!

misslissa · 10-12-2009, 04:05 PM

i think i to must have a talk with my dogs i think somethings may need to change

ritzydaisy · 10-12-2009, 04:11 PM

LOL That is very funny!

CouversMom · 10-12-2009, 04:13 PM

This is hilarious!! Too many of these sound familiar to me... haha

10-12-2009, 07:48 AM	#1
luvfla YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Satellite Beach, FL Posts: 3,691	This is a cute one.... Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table . 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

10-12-2009, 08:37 AM	#2
Love_Capone YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Norman, OK, USA Posts: 359	Aww this is cute! Thanks for sharing. __________________ Yorkies come in all shapes and sizes

10-12-2009, 08:49 AM	#3
Dara311 YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Delaware Posts: 2,515	priceless! Thanks for sharing! __________________ Mom to Fiona Marie

10-12-2009, 08:54 AM	#5
BonBon Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: With my yorkies Posts: 10,350	Some of these sounds a little too familiar! I need to have a looooong talk with my babies. __________________ He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -- Author Unknown

10-12-2009, 09:21 AM	#6
nyteacups BANNED! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: new york city Posts: 81	awwh cutest thing i ever saw...we should have a section for just funnys like this

10-12-2009, 09:25 AM	#7
YorkieMax82 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Virginia Posts: 783	lol thats funny __________________ - Melissa Blessed with five wonderful yorkies!

10-12-2009, 09:29 AM	#8
Pup-e-Love YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 896	Very funny!!

10-12-2009, 09:55 AM	#9
Bellas_mommy YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 807	Too cute! Thanks for sharing. __________________ Jen Proud Mommy of Princess Bella Grace

10-12-2009, 01:36 PM	#10
Yorkiekids Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida Posts: 14,495	That's really cute. __________________ Susan, Piper ,Harley & Suiki

10-12-2009, 03:04 PM	#11
lrichardsonrnc Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2009 Location: austin, texas USA Posts: 303 Blog Entries: 1	Oh.....this made my face smile and my heart happy. Thank you so much for the mirth therapy! Doggies are the icing on the cupcake.

10-12-2009, 03:14 PM	#12
Catie_and_Luna YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Posts: 317	Hahaha I just could not contain my laughter at "I must not suddenly stand under the coffee table" Thanks for sharing! __________________ Catie~Luna "My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am."

10-12-2009, 04:05 PM	#13
misslissa YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: canton ohio us Posts: 1,574	i think i to must have a talk with my dogs i think somethings may need to change __________________ Don't say I love you unless you mean it, but if you do say it a lot. People forget.

10-12-2009, 04:11 PM	#14
ritzydaisy Crazy Miss Daisy Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Eastern Washington Posts: 1,904	LOL That is very funny! __________________ Yorkie Talkin' with Paula & Daisy!

10-12-2009, 04:13 PM	#15
CouversMom and Khloe Mae's too! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Eastern Washington Posts: 14,732	This is hilarious!! Too many of these sound familiar to me... haha __________________ Michelle- mommy to Couver and Khloe Mae! http://yorkiehavenrescue.com/