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diane boden · 07-30-2009, 11:54 AM

And people say if only they could talk. Mine talk to me all the time, just wish they'd learn to close the toy draw after they've opened it.

mohawkmalli · 07-30-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by diane boden

And people say if only they could talk. Mine talk to me all the time, just wish they'd learn to close the toy draw after they've opened it.

We can talk there are very few humans who CHOOSES to listen to us though and as far as the toy drawers, if we only had thumbs need I say more????

Mommy2Lacey · 07-30-2009, 12:26 PM

Ut Ohz....wat ever you do never get mommy's favorite shorts out the dirty clothes and chewz a hole in dem. I did that once and mommy threatened to yank my nub off. I think she was just blowin' steam cause my dad says it's still there, but still she waz not very happy. She tell's me all da time too I'm lucky to be so cute. I tellz you the tilted head thing does work well. One of my big friend's told me to do this one time when I ate da corner of the night stand. Try it!

Your Friend,
~Lacey Bug~

mohawkmalli · 07-30-2009, 12:33 PM

So everyone keeps tellin me to do dis head tilt thing and when I does it she just says don't gives me dat look does you guys tilt to da left or da right?

BonBon · 07-30-2009, 12:37 PM

I am so glad my babies aren't reading this thread!! They already have me wrapped around their little paws - they don't need to know ALL the secrets to get away with their oopsies.

manina · 07-30-2009, 12:39 PM

At least we never chew on furiture , just some money bills mommy left on the bed, she forgot to put in her purse, so we thought well must be for us to chew , she was not happy, thanks God they were only 1.00 dollars bills and she use all the tape on them and took them to the bank the manager just laugh, and gave her new ones, which we were told try it again !!!!!!!
we didn't but we love the toilet paper that's fun !!!! it does have 1000 sheets

bark@ulater!
manina,miley

,max

babibluuu · 07-30-2009, 01:16 PM

Hey to all of my yorkie friends, tanks for all the good advice, I have already started the head tilt, yeah works like a charm........

Just have to say I got myself into some hot water too, I was just having some fun chewing away while mom was reading on YT with the other moms and dads and then she just started yelling and I started running. She told me I was in soooooo much trouble, but I wasn't too sure what was wrong. Then she put me in my bedroom and called my other mom to tell her that I broke the computer. I guess my chew toy was really the electrical cord for the computer and now the computer won't work cause the battery is dead and so is the cord,

. She warned me before not to chew on wires but they sure do taste good. But not no more since she put that really awful tasting stuff on them. Oh by the way I keep seeing that toliet paper stuff but I am still too small to reach it even when I jump, but I will get it yet. Keep up the stories my little friends I can't wait to learn more. But, sssshhhhh this has to stay between us cause mom wouldn't like it if she knew I was learning more bad stuff.

Bye for now Henry

jennzy · 07-31-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mohawkmalli

See today is my daddy's b day and mommy went an' bought him sum new underwears like always b/c he says he hassa have sum special old navy boxer shorts (and lemme tell you doze things look nothing like my sister Bailey Jo, she is a boxer) but anywayz she brought dem home an put em on the couch in dis reallllyyy pwetty bag and welll uhhhhhh I eated dem!!! Mommy was so mad she yelled my full name REALLY loud and told me I was in so much twouble. I had to sneak on here just to give you guys fair warnin she is HOT!!! She says it upset her the most b/c now my daddy not gunna have a pwesent for his b day. I told her I was really sorry and gave her a kiss.

Puppy Kisses to you guys
Malleri Jade

deer malleri jade,
i wud like 2 warn u about chooing shooos! i rember chooing my seester's shooos before da big spy c grrrrrrrls concert 12 yeers ago and she yelled at meee! to b hawnest i don't dink shes forgiven me about dat axcident

when u chooo shoos u get in bbbbbbiiiiiiggg touble

a waze hint frumm
mickey

Lesley Carol · 07-31-2009, 01:05 AM

I weely like to chooo mummy and daddy's undies and socks - an I leaves them all over the house, so wen sumone comes, mummy gets mad coz our howse looks so messy!

I also wubs to chooo my bruvver, Fritz (he's a kat, but I still wubs him). That's him in our avatar. I sleeps in his bed sumtimes!

hillies · 08-01-2009, 07:42 AM

i eat all daddys sox. mamma sayz she tinks itz funny coz daddys sox n boxers already have holz in them but he wont buy new onez. yesterday i rip a boxer in half and run round playin with it. soon daddy will only have threads! i jus lick his toes when he getz mad. then he laughs and give me back boxer scraps to play with.

-stella

Sunny Alex · 08-01-2009, 11:46 AM

This is just the greatest thread. One more special thing about YT owners - a great sense of humor.

crystalsmom · 08-01-2009, 12:07 PM

how tweet a twed tis is.

me tink it wod be a welly gud idea to giv daddy this twed for his bothday, he wood

and not

mohawkmalli · 08-03-2009, 06:56 PM

My deewest pals,

sorry not to post in so wong but my mommy has keeped me busy so I would stay outta twoubles. Friday was my skin seesters b day so we had to go do this thing where these humans throw dis ball down dis skinny road and try to knock down all dees funny shaped white tings it was fun but they pwayed weally loud muzic she said it was bowling but I didn't see any bowls anywhere around...den on Saturday my skin seester had her party at my nanas pool boy was dat an adventure but it was ok wit me b/c all of dees kids kept giving me food when mommy wasn't looking...den on Sunday mommy swiced her finger open and had to go to da hospital to be stitched up and all she has wanna do is sleep a lot

bark at u later
malleri

rayedelsol · 08-03-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tnurse

They also ate one of the kids crayons before and then their poop was blue for 2 or 3 days.

I needed that!!

rayedelsol · 08-03-2009, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mohawkmalli

My deewest pals,

sorry not to post in so wong but my mommy has keeped me busy so I would stay outta twoubles. Friday was my skin seesters b day so we had to go do this thing where these humans throw dis ball down dis skinny road and try to knock down all dees funny shaped white tings it was fun but they pwayed weally loud muzic she said it was bowling but I didn't see any bowls anywhere around...den on Saturday my skin seester had her party at my nanas pool boy was dat an adventure but it was ok wit me b/c all of dees kids kept giving me food when mommy wasn't looking...den on Sunday mommy swiced her finger open and had to go to da hospital to be stitched up and all she has wanna do is sleep a lot

bark at u later
malleri

Oh my! It is so nice that she has taught you to type for her!! Hope her finger feels better!! Ouchers!!

07-30-2009, 12:33 PM	#34
mohawkmalli Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Maryville,TN,USA Posts: 185	So everyone keeps tellin me to do dis head tilt thing and when I does it she just says don't gives me dat look does you guys tilt to da left or da right? __________________ Mommy to Mohawk Malli

07-30-2009, 12:37 PM	#35
BonBon Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: With my yorkies Posts: 10,350	I am so glad my babies aren't reading this thread!! They already have me wrapped around their little paws - they don't need to know ALL the secrets to get away with their oopsies. __________________ He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -- Author Unknown

07-30-2009, 12:39 PM	#36
manina Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Orlando/IL Posts: 1,223	Too Too funny! At least we never chew on furiture , just some money bills mommy left on the bed, she forgot to put in her purse, so we thought well must be for us to chew , she was not happy, thanks God they were only 1.00 dollars bills and she use all the tape on them and took them to the bank the manager just laugh, and gave her new ones, which we were told try it again !!!!!!! we didn't but we love the toilet paper that's fun !!!! it does have 1000 sheets bark@ulater! manina,miley,max

07-31-2009, 01:05 AM	#39
Lesley Carol Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tyne & Wear, UK Posts: 219	I weely like to chooo mummy and daddy's undies and socks - an I leaves them all over the house, so wen sumone comes, mummy gets mad coz our howse looks so messy! I also wubs to chooo my bruvver, Fritz (he's a kat, but I still wubs him). That's him in our avatar. I sleeps in his bed sumtimes! __________________ Lucy's Mum Age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill

08-01-2009, 12:07 PM	#42
crystalsmom Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 7,946	how tweet a twed tis is. me tink it wod be a welly gud idea to giv daddy this twed for his bothday, he wood and not __________________

07-30-2009, 11:54 AM	#31
diane boden YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: england Posts: 676 Blog Entries: 23	And people say if only they could talk. Mine talk to me all the time, just wish they'd learn to close the toy draw after they've opened it.

07-30-2009, 12:26 PM	#33
Mommy2Lacey Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sparta,TN,USA Posts: 137	Ut Ohz....wat ever you do never get mommy's favorite shorts out the dirty clothes and chewz a hole in dem. I did that once and mommy threatened to yank my nub off. I think she was just blowin' steam cause my dad says it's still there, but still she waz not very happy. She tell's me all da time too I'm lucky to be so cute. I tellz you the tilted head thing does work well. One of my big friend's told me to do this one time when I ate da corner of the night stand. Try it! Your Friend, ~Lacey Bug~

07-30-2009, 01:16 PM	#37
babibluuu Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cropseyville Posts: 45	Hey to all of my yorkie friends, tanks for all the good advice, I have already started the head tilt, yeah works like a charm........ Just have to say I got myself into some hot water too, I was just having some fun chewing away while mom was reading on YT with the other moms and dads and then she just started yelling and I started running. She told me I was in soooooo much trouble, but I wasn't too sure what was wrong. Then she put me in my bedroom and called my other mom to tell her that I broke the computer. I guess my chew toy was really the electrical cord for the computer and now the computer won't work cause the battery is dead and so is the cord, . She warned me before not to chew on wires but they sure do taste good. But not no more since she put that really awful tasting stuff on them. Oh by the way I keep seeing that toliet paper stuff but I am still too small to reach it even when I jump, but I will get it yet. Keep up the stories my little friends I can't wait to learn more. But, sssshhhhh this has to stay between us cause mom wouldn't like it if she knew I was learning more bad stuff. Bye for now Henry

08-01-2009, 07:42 AM	#40
hillies Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Coconut Creek, FL Posts: 330	i eat all daddys sox. mamma sayz she tinks itz funny coz daddys sox n boxers already have holz in them but he wont buy new onez. yesterday i rip a boxer in half and run round playin with it. soon daddy will only have threads! i jus lick his toes when he getz mad. then he laughs and give me back boxer scraps to play with. -stella

08-01-2009, 11:46 AM	#41
Sunny Alex Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Monson, MA USA Posts: 105	This is just the greatest thread. One more special thing about YT owners - a great sense of humor.

08-03-2009, 06:56 PM	#43
mohawkmalli Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Maryville,TN,USA Posts: 185	My deewest pals, sorry not to post in so wong but my mommy has keeped me busy so I would stay outta twoubles. Friday was my skin seesters b day so we had to go do this thing where these humans throw dis ball down dis skinny road and try to knock down all dees funny shaped white tings it was fun but they pwayed weally loud muzic she said it was bowling but I didn't see any bowls anywhere around...den on Saturday my skin seester had her party at my nanas pool boy was dat an adventure but it was ok wit me b/c all of dees kids kept giving me food when mommy wasn't looking...den on Sunday mommy swiced her finger open and had to go to da hospital to be stitched up and all she has wanna do is sleep a lot bark at u later malleri __________________ Mommy to Mohawk Malli