Ok you guys, i have a very uncomfortable question to ask...
 

Hey Everyone... I'm sorry I even have to ask this question, but I've never had a male dog before. So here goes......

My boy Rocco is 10 months old. When I took him in at the 6 month mark my vet said she wanted him to gain some weight before she neutered him. He was only a little under 2 lbs at 6 months old.. This may have absolutely NOTHING to do with this but it might.. ANYWAY, he does his fare share of humping and we are going to try to get him in in Dec, but with the holidays and how crazy it is we may have to wait till Jan, BUT his humping is not too excessive. Last night I woke up to him almost violently humping my arm! When I looked at "HIM" it was ALL THE WAY out, and I mean a lot!! I was taken a back by it! Oh I'm so sorry I have to ask this! I mean the poor lil' boy could hardly walk! It took quite a while for it to go back "IN" but not all the way back "IN". This morning when I left for work at 7am "IT" was still poking out a little. I told my b/f that if it didn't go down by mid morning to get him to urgent care.. Well it did go all the way back in... Is this normal?? Am I trippin'? I pretty much know how human male anatomy works, but not canines... Any insight or advice would be appreciated.. Or am I just WAY too overly worried about this? I mean I feel completely TRAUMATIZED by seeing what I did last night! LOL

Again, I'm sorry I even had to ask, but my vet isn't in the office today and you guys ALWAYS have so much knowledge about everything with these babies!!

Thanks!! xx

Actually if it gets stuck out....he needs "help" in retracking it. Fortunately I have never had to do this....but have read you use lubricant and slide the skin back over it.

I think I'd take mine to a vet...;)

Btw, laughed over your edit comment.

Sounds like he is now sexually mature and ready to be neutered, for sure.

Unfortunately, I do have experience in this matter. If it does get stuck out, keep it lubricated. KY will do. Usually the little hairs get rolled inside the skin and keep it from closing back over his penis. Gently pull the skin back down the shaft and try to make sure the hairs are all out and then gently slide the skin back up toward the tip. If it is out too long or gets too dry, it can swell up and you won't be able to get the skin back over it.

I swear the next part is true. If it is truly stuck out, pour granulated sugar on it, and wait. It could take 30 minutes. The sugar draws the moisture out so the swelling goes down and the skin can cover the penis again.

Hopefully you will get him fixed and that will take care of it. Good luck.

this has happened to my boy just give the hair a slight tug and it will go right back in.

OMG. I am laughing so hard! Walker is 4 months old and I am dreading this happening before we get him fixed. I've never had a make dog, but male farm animals can be quite...insistent, so i was a bit nervous. I hope you don't have nightmares about it;)

May i just ask how you discovered that granulated sugar would help? I mean it does make sense, but i don't know if I ever would have tried it on my own. lol. just curious.:)

Okay, I've heard the granulated sugar thing, but the reason I was given was different. I was told that it causes him to lick it, thus providing "natural" lubrication. So, IDK! LOL!

Everybody gave good advice.
When Chachi came home after his neuter (we got him at 11 mos. from a rescue)... he had it "stick out"... he wasn' jumping on any of us though! I think that it is normal... a neuter will help...he doesn't do that anymore.

Just to set the record straight -- I didn't go through my kitchen cupboards trying spices on him...LOL.

I had to take Jersey to the vet for this, and he told me this at-home remedy when all else fails.

Thank god for company on first time male dog owning . When the lipstick comes out I do not freak anymore ..he is what he is a male ....missed pee targets , humping his fav toy , fussy eater , demanding attention , but at night he will cuddle and watch a movie with me . Dam men .. I mean dogs .

:lol tearsI am laughing so hard right now that I am crying!!! :lol tears

Glad I found this thread!!

PS We have never had this problem, but will keep in mind for future reference!

[QUOTE=katelin;2355891]Just to set the record straight -- I didn't go through my kitchen cupboards trying spices on him...LOL.

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That cracked me up.

Our male boxer is not neutered. Yes, we are going to breed him to my daughter's female once, and then have them both fixed.

We have trained the male boxer to "put it up". I don't know how we did it - he just sucks it back in when I fuss at him......
Sometimes, I wish this would work on the hubby.

Best YT comment ever! :rofl28ib:

Chip does this with his pillows and his red rocket comes out all the way too... he even chases it. Most dogs chase their tails, or balls, or toys... no... mine chases his lipstick!

And yes, I have had to KY it back in its home.

Don't feel embarrassed about this kind of stuff... we've all had to deal with this kind of stuff!

LOL I had this happen to my toy poodle before we had him neutered. It would NOT go back in and I took him to the animal emergency clinic. It had been out so long it was too dry so they put lubricant on it to get it back in. I was sOOOOO embarrassed. HE acted embarrassed too!! After that I kept the lubricant they gave me on hand. It didn't happen again - thank goodness.

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Thank you! I know this is a real problem but with the day I've had...I needed that!

Oh man! I just went through this with Doodlebug last week and he is neutered!!!! :eek: He was in the yard with Bogey and they were romping around and playing. I went to check on them after about 5 minutes to call them back into the house and Doodlebug was on the patio and Bogey was staring at him and wouldn't leave his side.:( I finally went out and picked him up and he was in FULL EJECT! :eek: I knew from YT that it needed to go back in or else I would have to take him in to the vet. I put sugar, salt and even honey on his little guy and it was still out. :rolleyes: I then put him into the sink in cool water and still nothing! I called the vet and he said COLD water for my little man. :snow: Now into the shower he went and he was swimming while I held him under the shower with his little legs in the air. Water everywhere but no more Mr. Happy! :D


After this this incident we have not had any more incidnets.

In all of this I thought that after he was neutered this wouldn't happen but BOY was I wrong! :p

Ah the cold water deal hasn't been mentioned yet, and to be honest it sounds MUCH better than the KY option !! :eek::eek: I honestly don't know if I could do it... Thanks for the tip!!

WOW... Now that's a remedy I didn't expect to hear!!! LOL

If you see your little one humping, make sure to tell him no and then distract him with something else. If he's humping a toy, take it away. You don't want to get any bad behaviors started, and you don't want him trying to hump you again or hump someone that may be visiting. It's a dominance issue and should be corrected.

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Thank you all for the great laughs tonight!

It makes me so glad I got a little girl...and so glad there are little boy Yorkies out there too!

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I stopped my male dog (puppy) from humping toys and my Shih Tzu. He has not shown any sexual behavior around me. I am happy you started this thread. I would not know what to do if my dog displays that behavior. Thank you everybody for the advice about the thing many people do not talk about or normally ask the veterinarian on annual check-ups. :thumbup:

In honor of this Thanksgiving, I am sooooooooooo grateful that my baby came to me neutered! I really don't think I could rub anything on a male dog's rocket ship. My hat's off to those of you who have.

My guy is very well endowed considering his size, to the point where it is difficult to pick him up with handling his man parts. I am now extra thankful that I've never seen him use his equipment for anything but pee.

He does do this weird thing on the rug in our office where he crawls along the floor on his belly. He loves belly rubs, but I've always wondered if he's giving himself a "special" massage.

The only major humping experience I can share is with a neutered male cat. I noticed that he was doing that thing cats do where they knead a soft surface with their front paws, except he was doing a 70s disco move with his pelvis. I interrupted him, and was very surprised to discover just how much he'd been enjoying himself. Cat sticks are much more innocuous that dogs are, though.

Everytime I read the new posts on this thread they just get better! if we have penis problems, I think i'll make my husband handle it. he's got experience ;)

I actually laughted out loud at this and scared the life out of the kids!!! I don't even have a boy yorkie, but this thread is hilarious!!!! You've all brightened up my day!!! (Sorry OP - I know this probably wasn't your intention!) xx xxx:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears:lol tears

It would be nice if veterinarians would give new puppy owners a pamphlet about dogs reaching sexual maturity and the behaviors they display when in heat along with information about neutering and spaying your pet. You know part of the puppy package that comes with your first examination. I was clueless about this topic before reading this thread. This information would not offend me, because I want to know how to take good care of my pet. I would like to keep these situations a family matter and not have to visit the veterinarian if this occurs.

I was really interested in this post as about two days ago this happened with jj. From what i read here it isn't supposed to happen after they are neutered? When we got him from aspca in may he had been altered then, he is three years old and yet 7 months later all of a sudden he can't walk and has this glazed look in his eyes. I know he really likes his froggy stuffed toys but i am about to hide them if it happens too many more times! It only took about half an hour for it to go back ( thank goodness it wasn't overnight) but my husband was laughing most of that time and telling not to worry it will "take care of itself" now i justtry to distract him when he goes toward his frogs.

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It happens with netured dogs also.I think it just depends on the dog.Ours was 12 years old and had been netured before 6 mths,but still did this once in a while.Hubby said it is no big deal.But I would try to stop them before it gets to this point.Females also do the humping thing.Perennialvic

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We have trained the male boxer to "put it up". I don't know how we did it - he just sucks it back in when I fuss at him......
Sometimes, I wish this would work on the hubby.[/QUOTE]


I have also "trained" my 2yr un-neutered:aimeeyork not to hump or flash us by simply telling him NO!....Naturally my husband thinks that I am mean....

I'm stupid
 

When you comment on what someone says how do you make what they say go into the little blue quote box.:confused:..As you can tell I don't post much but really enjoy reading!