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donnarod · 07-13-2008, 01:01 PM

My husband has never had a female dog. He was checking Tricksie's tummy and I

asked him what he was doing. He said that he was getting fleas off of her and it was her tits!!!!!

LuvMySissy · 07-13-2008, 01:08 PM

khyorkies · 07-13-2008, 01:17 PM

Hahahaha that is too funny.

DukesMommy · 07-13-2008, 01:21 PM

Oh my! And ouch! If he pulled on one.

stedmansmommy · 07-13-2008, 01:24 PM

OMG

I'm dying over here.....

donnarod · 07-13-2008, 01:32 PM

What can I say??? He does not know much about the female body!!!!???>>>

tiggerr36792 · 07-13-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by donnarod

What can I say??? He does not know much about the female body!!!!???>>>

Sounds like you need to go visit the bedroom and have lesson sex ed 101,lol! Poor baby I hope he didnt pull them to hard.

donnarod · 07-13-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tiggerr36792

Sounds like you need to go visit the bedroom and have lesson sex ed 101,lol! Poor baby I hope he didnt pull them to hard.

No, he did not pull them. He had prostate cancer and is impotent, guess he forgot about what tits are suppose to look like.

margaritaville · 07-13-2008, 02:31 PM

I think hubbie needs and anatomy lession! Any volunteers?

browniesmom622 · 07-13-2008, 02:33 PM

KitKatJam · 07-13-2008, 03:09 PM

Thanks I needed a laugh today

grandmatoall · 07-13-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by browniesmom622

I agree. This is so funny. Thank you for sharing.. We all need a good laugh.

yorkiepup2 · 07-13-2008, 03:42 PM

I hope he didn't pull on them too hard! OMG! I can't stop laughing!!!

yorkiepup2 · 07-13-2008, 03:46 PM

OMG.......I'm still laughing! I gotta show this to my DH when he gets home!

Ashley V · 07-13-2008, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by donnarod

My husband has never had a female dog. He was checking Tricksie's tummy and I

asked him what he was doing. He said that he was getting fleas off of her and it was her tits!!!!!

I did something like that with Chip! I had him on his back one day when he was little and I noticed these little specs on him and I was like "Adam! Adam! Chip has about 6 little ticks on his belly!" Adam came over and told me they were nipples... I was about to rush him to the vet. I replied, "Male dogs have nipples...?"

07-13-2008, 01:01 PM	#1
donnarod "Owned" by Miss Tricksie Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Riverview, FL Posts: 3,737	FLEAS or TITS??? My husband has never had a female dog. He was checking Tricksie's tummy and I asked him what he was doing. He said that he was getting fleas off of her and it was her tits!!!!! __________________ Donna, Tricksie and Peanut

07-13-2008, 01:08 PM	#2
LuvMySissy Luv my Angel, too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 9,333	__________________ Sissy & Angel

07-13-2008, 01:17 PM	#3
khyorkies YT Addict Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NC Posts: 383	Hahahaha that is too funny. __________________ It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have...it's who you have beside you....I'm glad I have my babies~Chico~Cookie & Foxy~ beside me.

07-13-2008, 01:21 PM	#4
DukesMommy YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: CA Posts: 682	Oh my! And ouch! If he pulled on one. __________________ Kati,Duke,and Lucie

07-13-2008, 01:24 PM	#5
stedmansmommy I Love My Lil' Punkin's Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Stedman and Tatum's World :) Posts: 15,331 Blog Entries: 5	OMG I'm dying over here..... __________________ Mommy Loves Stedman and Tatum! They have us wrapped around their little paws!

07-13-2008, 01:32 PM	#6
donnarod "Owned" by Miss Tricksie Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Riverview, FL Posts: 3,737	FLEas or tits What can I say??? He does not know much about the female body!!!!???>>> __________________ Donna, Tricksie and Peanut

07-13-2008, 02:31 PM	#9
margaritaville Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: west long branch, n.j. Posts: 4,457	I think hubbie needs and anatomy lession! Any volunteers? __________________ Joan, Bubba and Sissy-BEWARE OF PUPPY MILLS breathe in, breathe out, move on -jb

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KitKatJam Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 203 Blog Entries: 24	Thanks I needed a laugh today __________________ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ~ Wayne Dyer ♪ Lyric

07-13-2008, 03:42 PM	#13
yorkiepup2 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 789	I hope he didn't pull on them too hard! OMG! I can't stop laughing!!! __________________ Kali and Nikki's Mommy

07-13-2008, 03:46 PM	#14
yorkiepup2 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 789	OMG.......I'm still laughing! I gotta show this to my DH when he gets home! __________________ Kali and Nikki's Mommy