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07-13-2008, 06:01 AM | #1 |
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| A email I got the other day that I thought you all might enjoy To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door * pet-nose height. >> >> >> Dear Dogs and Cats: >> >> The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The >> other >> dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print >> in >> the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming >> your >> food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the >> slightest. >> >> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating >> me >> to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I >> fall >> faster than you can run. >> >> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry >> about >> this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your >> comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. >> It >> is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to >> the >> fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out >> and >> having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing >> but >> sarcasm. >> >> For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom. If by >> some >> miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not >> necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your >> paw >> under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the >> same >> door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine >> or >> feline attendance is not required. >> >> The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. >> I >> cannot stress this enough! >> >> To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our >> front door: >> >> To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: >> 1. They live here. You don't. >> 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the >> furniture. >> That's why they call it 'fur' niture. >> 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. >> 4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted >> son/daughter >> who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
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07-13-2008, 06:23 AM | #2 |
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| That is really cute
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07-13-2008, 06:50 AM | #3 |
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| I have seen this posted on here before. But it is still very cute.
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07-13-2008, 06:53 AM | #4 |
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| Haha! That's funny and so true in so many ways.
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07-13-2008, 08:08 AM | #5 |
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| Aww… that is tooo cute. I will have to print that out, we just moved into a new house.
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07-13-2008, 08:27 AM | #6 |
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| That is cute and oh so true!
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07-13-2008, 11:30 AM | #7 | |
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