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|07-08-2008, 12:04 AM||#1|
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker
Join Date: May 2008
Location: West Chester, PA, USA
Letter to the dogs
Many of you have probably already seen this. Posting it for those who haven't.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
|07-08-2008, 05:21 AM||#4|
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Fairborn, OH
hilarious!! just hilarious! i especially like the part at the end about selling their children.
Mae, Kash & Milan
|07-08-2008, 05:32 AM||#7|
YT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
That is very cute. I think I am going to frame it up and teach my Hubby a thing or two! LOL
Jenni and (thanks to YT) Essie!!!!
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|07-08-2008, 01:17 PM||#8|
Senior Yorkie Talker
Join Date: Apr 2008
Very cute! ive never read this before, i love it.. thanks for sharing!
Proud U.S. Navy veteran! Mommy to Teddy, his cat sisters Layla and Salem and a bunch of fish
|07-08-2008, 01:23 PM||#9|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: clifton, nj
This was hilarious! I love it! I especially love the rules for non-pet owners. I might just print that and hang it on my door...LOL
I love my angels...Bella, Missy, Feebee, Mocha
|07-08-2008, 02:49 PM||#11|
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: So. IL
cracked up at work! hilarious!
Bella-Boo member of the Pink Club-Spoiled Rotten Club-Lil Heartbreaker Club
|07-08-2008, 03:19 PM||#13|
Forever Athena's Mommy
Join Date: May 2008
Oh I love the rules going to need to remember that!@
Athena : Venus
|07-08-2008, 05:22 PM||#15|
Join Date: Oct 2006
I have not been to the bathroom alone in years!! I do not know if I could manage without an audience!! It began with my children and now the "babies" have taken their place!!
Rigger and Mavrick's Mommy
Momma's Boy Club Member