Most embarrassing moments

[lilfoot]

These are soooo funny...ok here goes mine..

Zoe had 3 puppies... I had just gotten home from work, let the pups out of their box and they were running around playing and the door bell rang....I went to answer it still getting changed..well zipping my pants...and it was the neighbor that lives behind us....now keep in mind that she lives in a 3 million dollar home and we have never had a conversation befor....she said that she heard that we have yorkie pups and asked if she could see them..(she has 3 yorkies herself)..So I said sure and I let her in and stepped in puppy poo....so i'm like...."ummmmm, sorry but you just stepped in poop"...luckily she was cool about it and she took her shoes off outside and came in. We got to talking and I mentioned that we had a trip planned in 2 weeks for florida and I was nervous about who was watching the mom and pups....so she got all excited and said she would love to watch them....I asked her if she was crazy seeing that she had 3 of her own and she said the family would love it....so we thought about for awhile and told her yes she could watch them...( I figured she had enough maid staff to help out and she did) so the day came to leave and I took the mom and pups over to her house and Zoe...the mom....ran into her living room and peed all over her carpeting....needless to say I was mortified....but once again she was fine with it and proceeded to clean it up......
So I too embarrassing moments with the same lady.....the pups are 2.5 years old now and I have had only one other conversation with this person......

[red98vett]

Me in WALMART of all places singing to the girls on my cell phone....My husband had said they missed me

I sing (to the Village People's "It's fun to stay at the YMCA") only ...I change the words to "It's fun to STREY at the YMCA"

I sang about 2 minutes before I heard the laughing from behind an isle.