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04-19-2008, 09:46 AM | #1 |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere Out there............
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| Pet Diary Excerpts from Pet's Diaries Excerpts from a Dog's Diary 6:00 am - At last! I go pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched tv w ith the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. Deana Prestigeous Yorkies and 2 Maltese |
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04-19-2008, 10:01 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: new york
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| HEHEHE thats so funny... reminds me why im a dog person! Thanks for the laugh |
04-19-2008, 10:30 AM | #3 |
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| I LOVE THAT!!!!!!
__________________ Renée, mommy to: Koda (1 year old male, Yorkshire Terrier) Sarah & Jake (2 year old, Akita/Labs) |
04-19-2008, 10:47 AM | #4 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Iowa
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| LOL....that was toooooo funny!!! |
04-19-2008, 06:23 PM | #6 |
My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia
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| How true! Cute, love it.
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04-19-2008, 07:33 PM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Parkland, FL
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| *snorts* LOLOL! too funny!! |
09-23-2008, 05:13 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Jose, CA, USA
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| HAHAHAHA!!!! So funny! I love it! |
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