If your Yorkie could talk, how would they describe YOU?!?

[diggy4]

They both would say i am a good cooker.

[BubblPopElectrc]

Britney and Brooklyn would describe me as the best person in the whole, wide world.

[celstu1]

I guess mine would have a few things

"cuddly lap"
"treat dispenser"
"tounge magnet" (all them kisses)

and many more IM sure!

[snoopy42]

Zeus would say:

"My mommy talks to me in a scary baby voice using a weird language that sounds a bit like English. She's crazy!"

"Her lap is super duper comfy and she rubs my belly, so I'll keep her even though she's crazy."

[KimluvsLexie]

Tucker would probably say, "mommy can be mean when she gives me so many baths, but I sure do love to kiss her all over. she doesn't like when I talk to her a lot, but I just want to tell her that people are outside...or a leaf...or a squirrel, mommy must know these things She is may favoritest in the whole wide world!"

Lexie would say, "mom doesn't let me do anything independent! She wants me to sit in her lap and I'd rather cuddle in a blanket. She does give the best belly rubs though. Even when I've been bad she'll still give me belly rubs She's okay for a mommy.

[ARCHIE]

Buddy would call me "The Sarge" because I am always giving him orders.

Don't bark, don't pull, don't go after that big dog, do you hear me,
don't jump but he would also say my mommy is a push over because
I am spoiled rotten and I love her very much!

[autumn star]

Mine would both say that Im uptight, neurotic and very regimented!!!

[Odie in London]

Odie would say that "My Mommy is the best.. She is always trying to find ways to make me feel loved. She is always giving me baths and she tries to brush me (even though I hate it) but she always gives me treats when I sit and let her My Mommy takes me to the doggie park and lets me run till my hearts content! She is always there when bigger dogs come my way because I am so little I don't want to be their *Chew toy* so she will pick me up then I stick my little tongue out to tease them cause I know that she'll protect me no matter what I do. I even growl at them just because I can. I have her rapped around my little paw and I love her to pieces she is my bestest friend in the whole world. I love to sit on her chest to listen to her heart because I know she loves me so much. Even better than my birth mommy

[urbnalbino]

My yorkies would call me "LOUDMOUTH" and "LEAD FOOT" lol and "Keeper of the hairbrush"

[Odie in London]

Originally Posted by urbnalbino

My yorkies would call me "LOUDMOUTH" and "LEAD FOOT" lol and "Keeper of the hairbrush"

Giggles that is precious can't be that bad.. they just have tiny ears

[Beabble]

Well Maggy May would more then likely say, "Oh look, there's that mean lady who always chases me down and takes all those yummy somethings I find on the ground away from me!" Lol! Or oh gosh, here she comes to cover me in kisses again Lol!

[MeganS]

Tucker would say I'm a meanie. He would say that his mommy is the girl that always brushes him, gives him baths, puts him in his crate, and won't let him eat the people food he wants. but he'd also say that he loves me cause I kiss on him and give him treats whenever he gets the little puppy dog face on, I walk him, and I let him keep that obnoxious squeaky ball that should've been destroyed ages ago.

[Duncansmom]

Duncan would say, "lol my mom is sooooo screwed!" "I got this puppy look down pat now baby!"

Piper would say, I love my mom, oh look a bunny!

[Misti1]

Hi
My name is Mika, and my grandma is a DORK!!! She is always starring and me and uttering baby talk (I think she has a serious speech impediment). She loves to pick me way up high where she is (I don't like this too much, the floor looks far away, and one false move from her and I KNOW I am a gonner) and make smacking sounds against my face (she does this ALOT, I think it is some kind of neuro-muscular disorder.....must run in the family cause my Mommie does it too).

She gets all excited when I lick her, don't know why, I am just trying to clean her up a little. I have her well trained to bring food at the same time everyday, and she does a good job of throwing my toys. For a human, I guess she is well trained, but she is not housebroken yet, as she goes in the same little room to potty when everyone knows you do that outside in the back yard.

But maybe I will keep her anyway because she buys good treats at Pet Smart. Love,
Mika

[mrlmonroe]

My baby would say I was the lady that says everything to me with an s on the end "toofies" "foods" "poo poos" "pee pees"....etc....

And she would say that she is the most patient sweetest understanding mother a dog could have Because I love her so much, it's easy to do