Dear yorkie brudrs and sisrs

[maxs_momma]

Originally Posted by patty58

I'm so sowwy foah ya Susanah. My momma did that to me yestaday. but ya know what ewse she did....she shaved my butt hairs AND my wittle boy hairs now that is just embawassing.

You guys are killing me here

[Graleyne]

Well, I'm a girl so I don't gots no wittle boy hairs, but I do gots hoo hoo hairs and she always checks them and snips them off if she thinks they is too long. Geeeeeeeez!

[RoxyJosMom]

HEY! Dis hewe is Wemi! U guys tink u gots it bad? Wanna no wut my mommy did to me? My mommy sez I am tinky cuz I wike ta eat wots ub tweats dat I finds in da box dat is up on da twunk. It's way up hi but I kin jump weawwy hi an git into it. Da tweats hab awot of sand on em but i don't mind. Dey is soooooo yummy. Anyways, my mommy sez dat cuz I eats dem tweats an I stiww hab some baby toofers dat has to git puwwed when I gits fixed - dat's siwwy cuz I'm not eben bwoken - so she makes me weaw dis smewwy cowwer tingy dat makes me smeww wike cawpet fweshenur. An she keeps neakin dese nasty minty tings into my mout whin I'n not spectin it. Yucky yuk. I spits an sputters but dey won't come out. An I gits wots of baths. I don't need em cuz I wearned how to wick my own sewf - awot . Why does mommys do dese tings to us. We jist sit dere an mind our own business and BAM. Wook out-hewe dey come wit dose siwwy cwean da puppy ideas. Dey spend too much time on YT gittin ideas fwom udder mommys. Hummpppffff.

[southernchick]

Susanah! Member wast week sisr? I comded herez to tellz evwybody about gettun us baffed on sunday? itz da day we should all pway sick- pway sick I tell ya!!! I also wanna tell my mommy somtimzes her hair when she waked up in da back well it just wooked wike de back-end of fidoz butt yeah dat sure putz her in her pwace!!!! Reagan

[EmrldShdwQueen]

hey dis Maddie and i no bout dis! Mommy makes me n' mah sissies n' brudah git da baf too! An da teef bwushin, AN da butt haiws, AN da naiws, AN da haiw bwushin, AN da eaw cweanin, AN da teaws frum da eyz, AN AWW dat bad stufs!

I fank we shud stawt a pwotest!! NO MOR BAFS!!!

[gutu28]

OMG girl! You crack me up!

[FL Tink]

hey 'body. dis is bella. momma calls me smella. dat hurtz my feelins.
so i dont mind my bathes weally. mommie givez me a spaw with lavenders.
yum. i fweel like a pwincess

[Graleyne]

I don't guess my Mommy don'tgots none of those lavenders on account of she ain't put nuffin' on me that made me feel like a pwincess! Do you still have to get the bath if you get the spaw lavenders?

[Bizzymammabee]

zoey is here watching me like wtf is wrong with this woman.

[Dior'sMom]

LMAO! This is to funny!

[MinMuf1]

Hey Susanah...It's me Chili,
And, Man Oh Man...My Mommy makes me SO mad!!! She makes me pway with my all my Sisters and share all my toys with them. And, EVERY week I fall for the same old ting... Mommy gets us all excited cause she knows we like going bye bye. But, I keep forgetting that there is that mean ol baf thing that I just hate. And, what's worse...My Mommy keeps pwuttin me an my kid Sister in the tub TOGETHER!!!! I get so mad that right after that mean ol baf thing, I always run awound the house like the mad man that I am just trying to get dirty all over again.

[YorkieAunt]

Thank you so much for the laugh. I have tears streaming down my face

[Graleyne]

Originally Posted by MinMuf1

Hey Susanah...It's me Chili,
And, Man Oh Man...My Mommy makes me SO mad!!! She makes me pway with my all my Sisters and share all my toys with them. And, EVERY week I fall for the same old ting... Mommy gets us all excited cause she knows we like going bye bye. But, I keep forgetting that there is that mean ol baf thing that I just hate. And, what's worse...My Mommy keeps pwuttin me an my kid Sister in the tub TOGETHER!!!! I get so mad that right after that mean ol baf thing, I always run awound the house like the mad man that I am just trying to get dirty all over again.

I gots a wittle sisr too, but Mommy gives her a bath by herself in the sink on account of she's too wittle to take a big girl bath in the tub like me. But Mommy makes me share my stuff with that bossy wittle brat.

[Susanbee51]

[Sawyers mommy]

That is the funniest thread in a while I bet if our babies could talk people, they would say those very things.