HEY! Dis hewe is Wemi! U guys tink u gots it bad? Wanna no wut my mommy did to me? My mommy sez I am tinky cuz I wike ta eat wots ub tweats dat I finds in da box dat is up on da twunk. It's way up hi but I kin jump weawwy hi an git into it. Da tweats hab awot of sand on em but i don't mind. Dey is soooooo yummy. Anyways, my mommy sez dat cuz I eats dem tweats an I stiww hab some baby toofers dat has to git puwwed when I gits fixed - dat's siwwy cuz I'm not eben bwoken - so she makes me weaw dis smewwy cowwer tingy dat makes me smeww wike cawpet fweshenur. An she keeps neakin dese nasty minty tings into my mout whin I'n not spectin it. Yucky yuk. I spits an sputters but dey won't come out. An I gits wots of baths. I don't need em cuz I wearned how to wick my own sewf - awot
. Why does mommys do dese tings to us. We jist sit dere an mind our own business and BAM. Wook out-hewe dey come wit dose siwwy cwean da puppy ideas. Dey spend too much time on YT gittin ideas fwom udder mommys. Hummpppffff.