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BabyFidgette · 12-09-2007, 07:42 PM

CHRISTMAS PUPPIES FOR SALE
by IMA Shyster.

Ho, ho, ho it's that time of year again!

It is so hard to find an original gift. Why not a
puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big hit on
Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesn't like
dogs will get attached to the fuzzy little puppy with
the big eyes.

Puppies are truly a gift for everyone.

Our company produces thousands of puppies each year.
We manufacture puppies by the truck load and ship them
to pet stores all over the country.

Now for the first time you can buy direct from the
mill and save hundreds of dollars.

We have all breeds and will have thousands available
for Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months.

We recommend that you get them as young as possible
because they are so cute when they are tiny.

Sure they may suffer nutritionally from not having their
mothers' milk, and they may never be able to relate
socially to other dogs but it's worth it to get one
while they are so cute.

All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not
that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an
attempt to ensure that the papers match the pup but
the papers are authentic and are suitable for framing.

Won't that impress the special someone on your
Christmas list?

These authentic papers mean that you
can also breed your dog, breed genetically deficient
puppies, and make back your original investment many
times over.

Don't worry about producing too many
puppies -- most local governments have an animal
control department that will kill the unwanted dogs
for free.

That's the beauty of our business, if you
sell someone a bad pup, they can have it killed and you can
sell them a new breed next year.

All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and
learn to relieve themselves where they sleep.

This means you will never have to house train your pup.

You can keep him in the small crate his entire life.

If you have guests over you can always take him out and
clean him up and he will look like a normal dog.

Of course if you do take him out of the crate be careful,
you may never be able to house train your puppy. Be
prepared for other behavioral problems that may arise
out of living in a wire cage from birth until shipment
to the pet store.

Health Problems: Some have accused us of selling
sickly puppies and some even ask if we have any type
of health guarantee.

We guarantee that your puppy will
be alive when you get it.

We may have more health problems
than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet
should clear up most problems. Or not.

If it gets too bad, you can always buy a new puppy.

Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for
potential genetic health problems. Not us. We save
that money and use it to buy nice stuff for ourselves.

The bottom line is, if you are looking for a long term
family pet to be part of your household for years to
come go to a reputable breeder.

You could also adopt one from a local rescue group or shelter.

But if you're looking for a disposable puppy that looks just
as cute and will only cost a few bucks more, stop by
your local pet store and be sure to ask for the
Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet order
yours direct from the mill and save even more.

Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a
limited time only, buy 2 sickly puppies at the regular
price and get one nearly dead puppy for free.

There are usually several of these 'almost dead's' in the
pet shops' back room.

Call today to ensure delivery by
Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG.

Ima Shyster

http://www.puppymillrescue.com/chris...s_for_sale.htm

abbie's mom · 12-09-2007, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

Call today to ensure delivery by
Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG.

Ima Shyster

http://www.puppymillrescue.com/chris...s_for_sale.htm

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sabsab00 · 12-09-2007, 08:10 PM

LOL - I love the Ima Shyster part

I Love Bailey · 12-09-2007, 08:13 PM

Reading that gave me goosebumps!

I hate when all Holidays roll around and pets are peddled like disposable goods.
So heartbreaking!

yorkiekist · 12-09-2007, 08:19 PM

Thanks for that post!!! Its a great reminder of what horrers are really out there just waiting for the unknowedgable public.

Rosey07 · 12-09-2007, 08:21 PM

At first I was like huh? what? oooooh.....!

karen171 · 12-09-2007, 08:52 PM

Great Post! It's so sad but true. If only we could stop the puppy mills.

Grayson's mom · 12-09-2007, 08:57 PM

my son told me he was getting a puppy for christmas at his dads house! I do think getting pets at the holidays is a bad idea!!

parker · 12-09-2007, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosey07

At first I was like huh? what? oooooh.....!

me too!!

MyFairLacy · 12-09-2007, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grayson's mom

my son told me he was getting a puppy for christmas at his dads house! I do think getting pets at the holidays is a bad idea!!

A VERY bad idea. As a child, I was given a few pets for Christmas, and let's just say they never ended well... one reason I am almost always against giving animals as a gift. There are very few circumstances where a puppy as a gift works out well... Even if you know the person wants a puppy, it is best to allow them to pick the puppy out themselves. So many animals end up listed in the newspaper, rehomed, and taken to the shelter in the first few months after Christmas

Grayson's mom · 12-10-2007, 04:26 AM

I know but I don't have any control over what happens with my x and his wife. I just go by what my 7yr. old is telling me. I asked what kind and he said he didn't know but he was thinking a bulldog. They also have a 4 yr.old and I was worried it may be a york with a "wild" child in the house.

Gabriel loves Grayson so very much. I would hate to think they were trying to "replace" grayson at the other place.

Yorkiekids · 12-10-2007, 12:19 PM

That was a really good one.

Dior'sMom · 12-10-2007, 12:21 PM

I love this. Thank you for posting

BabyFidgette · 12-10-2007, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosey07

At first I was like huh? what? oooooh.....!

LOLOL I wouldn't open myself up for that kind of bashing. Nor would I sell pups!

yougetthesmiles · 12-10-2007, 02:57 PM

that makes me want to get sick

12-09-2007, 07:42 PM	#1
BabyFidgette Learn Yorkie CPR! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,855	Christmas Puppies for Sale!!! CHRISTMAS PUPPIES FOR SALE by IMA Shyster. Ho, ho, ho it's that time of year again! It is so hard to find an original gift. Why not a puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big hit on Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesn't like dogs will get attached to the fuzzy little puppy with the big eyes. Puppies are truly a gift for everyone. Our company produces thousands of puppies each year. We manufacture puppies by the truck load and ship them to pet stores all over the country. Now for the first time you can buy direct from the mill and save hundreds of dollars. We have all breeds and will have thousands available for Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months. We recommend that you get them as young as possible because they are so cute when they are tiny. Sure they may suffer nutritionally from not having their mothers' milk, and they may never be able to relate socially to other dogs but it's worth it to get one while they are so cute. All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an attempt to ensure that the papers match the pup but the papers are authentic and are suitable for framing. Won't that impress the special someone on your Christmas list? These authentic papers mean that you can also breed your dog, breed genetically deficient puppies, and make back your original investment many times over. Don't worry about producing too many puppies -- most local governments have an animal control department that will kill the unwanted dogs for free. That's the beauty of our business, if you sell someone a bad pup, they can have it killed and you can sell them a new breed next year. All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and learn to relieve themselves where they sleep. This means you will never have to house train your pup. You can keep him in the small crate his entire life. If you have guests over you can always take him out and clean him up and he will look like a normal dog. Of course if you do take him out of the crate be careful, you may never be able to house train your puppy. Be prepared for other behavioral problems that may arise out of living in a wire cage from birth until shipment to the pet store. Health Problems: Some have accused us of selling sickly puppies and some even ask if we have any type of health guarantee. We guarantee that your puppy will be alive when you get it. We may have more health problems than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet should clear up most problems. Or not. If it gets too bad, you can always buy a new puppy. Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for potential genetic health problems. Not us. We save that money and use it to buy nice stuff for ourselves. The bottom line is, if you are looking for a long term family pet to be part of your household for years to come go to a reputable breeder. You could also adopt one from a local rescue group or shelter. But if you're looking for a disposable puppy that looks just as cute and will only cost a few bucks more, stop by your local pet store and be sure to ask for the Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet order yours direct from the mill and save even more. Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a limited time only, buy 2 sickly puppies at the regular price and get one nearly dead puppy for free. There are usually several of these 'almost dead's' in the pet shops' back room. Call today to ensure delivery by Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG. Ima Shyster http://www.puppymillrescue.com/chris...s_for_sale.htm __________________ Nicole & Baby "The more men I meet, the more I love my Yorkie!"

12-09-2007, 08:13 PM	#4
I Love Bailey I Love Angel too! Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Northern Nevada Posts: 1,339	Reading that gave me goosebumps! I hate when all Holidays roll around and pets are peddled like disposable goods. So heartbreaking! __________________ Michele & Bailey Angel 7/06-9/12

12-09-2007, 08:52 PM	#7
karen171 ZIGGY & MUGSY'S MOM Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Denton, TX Posts: 1,227	Great Post! It's so sad but true. If only we could stop the puppy mills. __________________ I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals. Gary Larson Join: www.millbusters.com

12-09-2007, 08:57 PM	#8
Grayson's mom Mommy's Little Boo Boo Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virgina Posts: 3,734	my son told me he was getting a puppy for christmas at his dads house! I do think getting pets at the holidays is a bad idea!! __________________ Proud mom to Grayson Abby Dusty Pepper Ryan Gabriel and of course me Diane Grayson loves Tia

12-10-2007, 04:26 AM	#11
Grayson's mom Mommy's Little Boo Boo Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virgina Posts: 3,734	I know but I don't have any control over what happens with my x and his wife. I just go by what my 7yr. old is telling me. I asked what kind and he said he didn't know but he was thinking a bulldog. They also have a 4 yr.old and I was worried it may be a york with a "wild" child in the house. Gabriel loves Grayson so very much. I would hate to think they were trying to "replace" grayson at the other place. __________________ Proud mom to Grayson Abby Dusty Pepper Ryan Gabriel and of course me Diane Grayson loves Tia

12-09-2007, 08:10 PM	#3
sabsab00 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: queens Posts: 1,256	LOL - I love the Ima Shyster part

12-09-2007, 08:19 PM	#5
yorkiekist YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: HOT, HOT, HOT AZ Posts: 3,150	Thanks for that post!!! Its a great reminder of what horrers are really out there just waiting for the unknowedgable public.

12-09-2007, 08:21 PM	#6
Rosey07 No Longer a Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: way down South Posts: 860	At first I was like huh? what? oooooh.....!

12-10-2007, 12:19 PM	#12
Yorkiekids Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida Posts: 14,495	That was a really good one. __________________ Susan, Piper ,Harley & Suiki

12-10-2007, 12:21 PM	#13
Dior'sMom Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New York Posts: 2,900	I love this. Thank you for posting __________________ Proud Mom 2 Dior

12-10-2007, 02:57 PM	#15
yougetthesmiles BANNED FOR NOT MAILING PRODUCTS PURCHASED Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 9,295 Blog Entries: 3	that makes me want to get sick