Christmas Puppies for Sale!!! CHRISTMAS PUPPIES FOR SALE by IMA Shyster. Ho, ho, ho it's that time of year again! It is so hard to find an original gift. Why not a puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big hit on Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesn't like dogs will get attached to the fuzzy little puppy with the big eyes. Puppies are truly a gift for everyone. Our company produces thousands of puppies each year. We manufacture puppies by the truck load and ship them to pet stores all over the country. Now for the first time you can buy direct from the mill and save hundreds of dollars. We have all breeds and will have thousands available for Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months. We recommend that you get them as young as possible because they are so cute when they are tiny. Sure they may suffer nutritionally from not having their mothers' milk, and they may never be able to relate socially to other dogs but it's worth it to get one while they are so cute. All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an attempt to ensure that the papers match the pup but the papers are authentic and are suitable for framing. Won't that impress the special someone on your Christmas list? These authentic papers mean that you can also breed your dog, breed genetically deficient puppies, and make back your original investment many times over. Don't worry about producing too many puppies -- most local governments have an animal control department that will kill the unwanted dogs for free. That's the beauty of our business, if you sell someone a bad pup, they can have it killed and you can sell them a new breed next year. All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and learn to relieve themselves where they sleep. This means you will never have to house train your pup. You can keep him in the small crate his entire life. If you have guests over you can always take him out and clean him up and he will look like a normal dog. Of course if you do take him out of the crate be careful, you may never be able to house train your puppy. Be prepared for other behavioral problems that may arise out of living in a wire cage from birth until shipment to the pet store. Health Problems: Some have accused us of selling sickly puppies and some even ask if we have any type of health guarantee. We guarantee that your puppy will be alive when you get it. We may have more health problems than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet should clear up most problems. Or not. If it gets too bad, you can always buy a new puppy. Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for potential genetic health problems. Not us. We save that money and use it to buy nice stuff for ourselves. The bottom line is, if you are looking for a long term family pet to be part of your household for years to come go to a reputable breeder. You could also adopt one from a local rescue group or shelter. But if you're looking for a disposable puppy that looks just as cute and will only cost a few bucks more, stop by your local pet store and be sure to ask for the Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet order yours direct from the mill and save even more. Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a limited time only, buy 2 sickly puppies at the regular price and get one nearly dead puppy for free. There are usually several of these 'almost dead's' in the pet shops' back room. Call today to ensure delivery by Christmas morning 1 900 SICKDOG. Ima Shyster http://www.puppymillrescue.com/chris...s_for_sale.htm |
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LOL - I love the Ima Shyster part :) |
Reading that gave me goosebumps! :( I hate when all Holidays roll around and pets are peddled like disposable goods. So heartbreaking! |
Thanks for that post!!! Its a great reminder of what horrers are really out there just waiting for the unknowedgable public. |
At first I was like huh? what? oooooh.....! |
Great Post! It's so sad but true. If only we could stop the puppy mills.:mad: |
my son told me he was getting a puppy for christmas at his dads house! I do think getting pets at the holidays is a bad idea!!:thumbdown |
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:mad: I know but I don't have any control over what happens with my x and his wife. I just go by what my 7yr. old is telling me. I asked what kind and he said he didn't know but he was thinking a bulldog. They also have a 4 yr.old and I was worried it may be a york with a "wild" child in the house. Gabriel loves Grayson so very much. I would hate to think they were trying to "replace" grayson at the other place.:thumbdown |
That was a really good one. |
I love this. Thank you for posting:thumbup: :) |
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that makes me want to get sick |
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