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11-20-2007, 07:00 PM | #1 |
Double Trouble Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FLORIDA
Posts: 4,658
| cute email I received To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also k now that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not mandatory. The proper order is kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: ************** To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's wh y they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3 Are easier to train 4. Usually come when called 5. Never drive your car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't wear your clothes 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
__________________ PEBBLES AND SASHA MY DOGS ARE NOT SPOILED...I'M JUST WELL TRAINED! |
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11-20-2007, 07:05 PM | #2 |
Dreamin' of Dexter Donating YT Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: toronto, Canada
Posts: 1,612
| tooo cute. i think im going to post that on my fridge right now for the little buggers to read |
11-20-2007, 07:12 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ATX
Posts: 4,513
| Thats cute!
__________________ GIGANTIC DOG CLOTHES SALE!!! <--- CLlCK! |
11-20-2007, 07:15 PM | #4 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Deltona
Posts: 47
| OMG that is so CUTE
__________________ Romeo <3 |
11-20-2007, 07:19 PM | #5 |
YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ohio
Posts: 255
| Oh my gosh!! LUV THAT!! I have some friends i am going to send it to. THANKS |
11-20-2007, 07:20 PM | #6 |
My Little Princess Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SUNNY,FLORIDA
Posts: 2,764
| good one love it it too cute
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11-20-2007, 07:20 PM | #7 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Weston, FL
Posts: 745
| That was awesome! (i must agree with the easier to train than children part... i work in a daycare center, and i must say Belle is better behaved than some of my kids... )
__________________ Nicole and Belleproud member ofink,crazy,smack-dab-in-the-middle clubs&Secretary of SRC BellieBuddy YT Record Breaker4/13/08 9:30 EST |
11-20-2007, 07:24 PM | #8 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 560
| My favorite one: "11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!!!" Thanks for making my day! Hehehehehhehe! |
11-20-2007, 07:33 PM | #9 |
Slave to Princess Chloe Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NJ
Posts: 1,258
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