How to shave your legs when you have a yorkie
 

1.) Fill tub with water and settle yourself in for a nice little soak - roll your eyes at pretty little yorkie girl who HATES getting a bath but for some reason feels the need to accompany you

2.) Put shaving cream on legs - watch yorkie closely and be prepared to act quickly should she fall off the edge of the tub that she is now prancing on

3.) Start shaving - move yorkie who has now climbed onto your chest and is trying to catch the razor as you shave

4.) Repeat step 3 until you have managed to shave both legs - this will take 3 times as long as it would if you were in there alone

5.) Get out of tub and dry off - marvel at how the pretty little yorkie girl has managed to prance all over the edge of the tub and you and still not get one precious little hair of hers wet :rolleyes:


Or you can choose to do the alternative and lock the pretty little yorkie out of the bathroom and listen to scream and howl like her butt is on fire and hope and pray she doesn't make her paws bleed the way she is clawing at the door or that she doesn't give herself a heart attack. I don't recomend this method. It sucks for both of us and she ends up in the bathroom prancing on the tub anyway.

Oh my yes! It is so true - especially the part about her not getting one hair wet.:laugh: And Tink also screams her little head off if I close the door on her. Sit quietly and patiently? Not on your life. LOL:D

LOL...

This reminds me of a cat we used to have. She hated baths herself, mind you; but, as soon as she heard the bath tub filling, came running. She liked to perch on the side while I bathed. Weird!

Not to mention what they are doing to the other side of the door....:rolleyes:

Oh the door can be replaced. I don't worry about that as much as I worry about the Poopanut hurting herself.

:laugh: I love your posts, you have a wonderful sense of humor:D You should write all of these in a book! I'd buy one;)

Awww thank you :) Writing is my true love. I've actually seriously considered writing a book or three.

That is tooo cute, I can actually visualize :laugh: :laugh: this happening..

me too :D LOL...

Oh my gosh too cute of a vision.

Me too!! very funny:lol tears

LOL, your stories about the poopanut are SO funny. I agree you should definatly write a book, I would buy it! :D

Isn't that the truth.

Can you imagine what it would be like if there were two or three or more?

Are you kidding me? I just told the story of the yorkie. I left out what the two chihauhuas were doing. LOL :p

would love to hear that one too!:D

Do tell...we love hearing stories. Plus I could use another laugh...

LOL! Well, Josephine is my little almost 2 yr old, just barely 2 1/2 lb girl. She can not jump up on the side of the tub the way Susanah can. She was throwing a friggin FIT! So while Susanah is prancing all over the edge of the tub (and me), Josephine is up on her little tip toes with her little nose barely peeking over the edge, running back and forth on her hing legs crying. She kept that up the entire time.

Harley is my handsome man. We are very close. He saved my life (long story). He is also my worrywart. So while Susanah is prancing and Josephine is spazzing out, Harley is pacing the bathroom floor looking very worried and throwing a whine in every now and then. I mean, seriously I have to worry about him hyperventilating and/or having a seizure (vets have determined they are stress related) while I'm trying to shave/bathe.

So as you can see, I need a whole darn CASE of Calgon because one bottle ain't gonna cut it in my bathroom!

oh my gosh!!! You need to save these and put them in a book--PLEASE!!!

Thanks for a good belly laugh. My furbabies always lick my legs when I get out of the shower. I no longer even think about closing the bathroom door,

I can almost picture this...what fun your house must be, never a dull moment...not even shaving your legs. Loved the story...keep 'em comin'!!!

LOL. that's funny. I love it. what a sweet angel!

shaving your legs
 

I have Bichons that do the same thing and Lacy will bring toys and drop them in the tub. She doesn't like a bath, but loves mine and I guess she thinks I need something to play with! I have to be watchful or I'll have two Bichons in the tub with me.

LOL, love that Southern wit.:) I haven't had any alone time in the bathroom since Noah arrived. God help me if I even look like I am going to close the door!
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You have a great sense of humor and I bet your legs are the cutest stripped hairy legs ever. I dont know how you can possibly manage to get all the hair seeing in between all that Yorkie hair,lol!!

lmfao, my guys all sit on the bedroom bed glaring through the bathroom hallway at me as if to say, fine you want to be in THAT room then we own the bed now. Take THAT Mom! hahaha

i gotta quit my job so i can stay home and listen to my 2 freek out when they can't get to me...too funny....they are too cute.


tina

LOL you forgot the part of the story when you get out and are bleeding profusly from all the nic's while trying to shave and the pretty little girl jumps on your chest as your scrape you leg with the razor hahahaha and the part where the floor gets soaking wet from when the pretty little girl snatches the razor on one of her attempts and runs out the door and you have to run half naked after her hahahahahaha.


Great story Thanks so much for sharing!

Yes, that's quite the addition to the story...LOL.