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SweetCuteness · 09-24-2006, 06:41 PM

Ha, this is too great... and so true!

Maydi · 09-24-2006, 06:45 PM

LoL! That was so funny....and true....

Pattie · 10-19-2006, 05:24 PM

Ok now, I have the opposite problem! I got the pictures and it only took me about 4 weeks, to learn how to do the avitar, now I did it BUT I do not know how I did it, Right Jodie? Look but

not sure how.

RMKC · 10-19-2006, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ldenise

How To Photograph Your Puppy

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1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's month and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
12. Put magazines back on coffee table.
13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
14. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
15. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, no outside!"
16. Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
17. Fix a drink.
18. Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.

LOL is that not the Truth !

kriston · 10-19-2006, 06:41 PM

This is so funny! I clicked on this thinking "Oh boy, I'm finally gonna learn how to get a good pic of my pups!" You crack me up!!!

JESSY_RN2B · 10-23-2006, 03:37 AM

Haha! so cute

KELLY353 · 10-23-2006, 10:30 AM

Ha! Ha!!! Thats is sooooo true!!! Funny!!!

Jaxon's mom · 10-23-2006, 10:36 AM

HAAAAAAA!!!!! that is hilarious.

Piccolo's mom · 10-23-2006, 11:45 AM

HA HA HA ....You made my day !!!

BabyCash · 10-23-2006, 08:12 PM

it's so true! I actually thought it was a thread that was going to teach me how to take pics of puppies also.

Dragonfly · 10-24-2006, 05:07 AM

YORKIEMOM2B2006 · 10-24-2006, 02:22 PM

ha ha thats cute..

furby2000 · 11-02-2006, 06:17 AM

I love it!!! This is a keeper!!

Dena · 11-02-2006, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kriston

This is so funny! I clicked on this thinking "Oh boy, I'm finally gonna learn how to get a good pic of my pups!" You crack me up!!!

ROFL!!! Me too.. I got all excited!
"Yippie, today is the day I'm getting some professional tips to take photos of the Wook"

I'm so glad to hear that i'm not the only one crawling on my hands and knees after his furbutt

daisysis · 11-02-2006, 10:39 AM

Darn you I thought maybe someone knew how to take pics..LOL..
YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE

09-24-2006, 06:41 PM	#16
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10-19-2006, 05:24 PM	#18
Pattie Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 701	Ok now, I have the opposite problem! I got the pictures and it only took me about 4 weeks, to learn how to do the avitar, now I did it BUT I do not know how I did it, Right Jodie? Look but not sure how. __________________ CHLOE SISSY Starr and The NewYorkie Mom, Pattie

10-19-2006, 06:41 PM	#20
kriston Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: W. KY Posts: 693	This is so funny! I clicked on this thinking "Oh boy, I'm finally gonna learn how to get a good pic of my pups!" You crack me up!!! __________________ Kriston Very Proud to be Lola, Ted, & baby Chip's Human! "Puppy kisses are GOOOOOD medicine!"

10-23-2006, 03:37 AM	#21
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10-23-2006, 10:30 AM	#22
KELLY353 I LOVE my Yorkie Babies! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KS Posts: 1,895	Ha! Ha!!! Thats is sooooo true!!! Funny!!!

10-23-2006, 10:36 AM	#23
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10-23-2006, 08:12 PM	#25
BabyCash Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 102	it's so true! I actually thought it was a thread that was going to teach me how to take pics of puppies also. __________________ ~ Amy ~

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11-02-2006, 06:17 AM	#28
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11-02-2006, 10:39 AM	#30
daisysis YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 1,074	Darn you I thought maybe someone knew how to take pics..LOL.. YOU GOT ME ON THAT ONE __________________ Sissy..Lilly..Maggie..Lucy