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|07-30-2006, 09:54 AM||#1|
YT 2000 Club Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Rancho Viejo, Tx
A Funny Story!
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged yorkie named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the yorkie starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old yorkie thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old yorkie exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old yorkie nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old yorkie sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old yorkie sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old yorkie says.
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story....
Don't mess with the old ...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bull*** and brilliance only come with age and experience.
Buckeye, Ahia, Tressie, Archie & LDenise
Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats
|08-08-2006, 11:09 PM||#2|
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: cuddling with my babies<3
Hi I'm Jenn Mom to.....
Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate
RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts!
|08-09-2006, 01:08 PM||#3|
Donating YT 500 Club Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fredonia, KS
That's a cute story!!! Thanks!!
Diana and Reuger
Take time to laugh. It is the music of the soul.
|08-09-2006, 01:12 PM||#4|
Mommy To 3 Poochies
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: New York
LOLOL!! I love it!
Mommy Loves Codie, Tia & Baby Cali
RIP My Precious Katie - I Love You
|08-10-2006, 11:02 AM||#5|
Senior Yorkie Talker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Garden Grove
LOL That is just soooo cute and true!!! Definitely brightened up my day!
Jeanie & Stanley
|08-21-2006, 02:38 AM||#13|
Donating YT 7000 Club Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Alabama, etc.
Denise!! That's hysterical .... thanks, I needed a good laugh!! And I loved the moral.