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Posted 04-17-2008 at 05:48 AM by Wylie's Mom
[Wylie Entry]
I have not played fetch in 2 days and no one is sitting me down to inform me when pigs are going to fly again. This is unacceptable - and I'm at the end of my leash; if this doesn't change soon, I may eat some of my own poop again.
My separation anxiety is at an all time high and I hate it when they leave for the day. Per usual, as they were about to leave, I scurried out to the living room - rolled onto my back and for the 967th time, assumed the submissive position. I am convinced, at some point, this position will prove useful at guilt-ing them into leaving me to roam the house in their absence.
Mom goes on and on and on about this raw food she feeds us and how much we are like wolves and yet...we spend our days roaming a MASTER BATHROOM? Yeah, like wolves. So, I stare at the closed door and contemplate whether 1+1 really does equal 2. I hate doors. Marcel, the punk, is all easy-breezy about it - so I need to go take one of his stupid squirrels. More later.
[Marcel Entry]
I learned the word UP today, I love UP! Wylie wanted my bone today, so I felt very important and noticed and admired. I played with toy #3, #9, #5, #11 and with my squirrels. I tried to eat a leaf. I gave Mom kisses goodbye and then dreamed about her. Wylie stared at the door all day, I wonder if there was a bug. Well, it's time for me to mock-pee on my pad and see if I can get a piece of cereal out of it.
I have not played fetch in 2 days and no one is sitting me down to inform me when pigs are going to fly again. This is unacceptable - and I'm at the end of my leash; if this doesn't change soon, I may eat some of my own poop again.
My separation anxiety is at an all time high and I hate it when they leave for the day. Per usual, as they were about to leave, I scurried out to the living room - rolled onto my back and for the 967th time, assumed the submissive position. I am convinced, at some point, this position will prove useful at guilt-ing them into leaving me to roam the house in their absence.
Mom goes on and on and on about this raw food she feeds us and how much we are like wolves and yet...we spend our days roaming a MASTER BATHROOM? Yeah, like wolves. So, I stare at the closed door and contemplate whether 1+1 really does equal 2. I hate doors. Marcel, the punk, is all easy-breezy about it - so I need to go take one of his stupid squirrels. More later.
[Marcel Entry]
I learned the word UP today, I love UP! Wylie wanted my bone today, so I felt very important and noticed and admired. I played with toy #3, #9, #5, #11 and with my squirrels. I tried to eat a leaf. I gave Mom kisses goodbye and then dreamed about her. Wylie stared at the door all day, I wonder if there was a bug. Well, it's time for me to mock-pee on my pad and see if I can get a piece of cereal out of it.
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OMG! HILARIOUS! I'm laughing my butt off at Wylie and Marcel's posts! Too funny!! | |
Posted 04-17-2008 at 10:41 AM by Sukoshi's Mom |
LMAO... Your blogs crack me up! Keep them coming! | |
Posted 04-17-2008 at 04:02 PM by Gypsy & Me |
Ha ha ha. A true dog blog. I love it. | |
Posted 04-17-2008 at 11:52 PM by alaskayorkie |
Love it! Marcel and Sugar sound like they might have been separated at birth! Don't tell them I said so but Wylie has the funniest writing style. | |
Posted 05-07-2008 at 03:55 PM by Nikki+2 |
First off, I don't know why you are getting all these accolades about these blogs. It's not like YOU wrote them!!! Marcel & Wylie rock! | |
Posted 05-15-2008 at 08:37 PM by For My Coby |
Sooo funny! This is truly Marcel and Wylie's blog | |
Posted 05-29-2008 at 03:23 PM by Malia |
Oh my this is way to cute. | |
Posted 08-13-2008 at 11:37 AM by Jeri Cunningham |
Hilarious!!!! It sounds just like Keoki!!!! LOL | |
Posted 11-30-2008 at 09:00 AM by keokis mom |
I was laughing so hard!!! I swear little Wylie is a long lost brother of my Gidget - she will take a little poop snack if she has separation anxiety and feeling onery. | |
Posted 04-06-2011 at 12:33 PM by gidget529 |
Too Cute!!! | |
Posted 04-16-2013 at 08:21 AM by TropicalBanana |