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Meggie · 02-26-2008, 02:08 AM

Before deciding to follow the advice below, please note from the signature at the bottom from whom it came!

How To Wash The Cat!

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he/she cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as the paws will be reaching out to maliciously lacerate anything they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times (ignore the thudding on the toilet seat and the hissing, this is normal). This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the front or back door and ensure that there is no one between the toilet and the outside door (as this will result in their hospitalisation).

7. Stand as far behind the toilet as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet like an electrocuted maniac, and run outside spitting and screeching, where he/she will sulk until dry.

Sincerely, The DOG

bettyeanne · 02-26-2008, 04:04 AM

Thanks!! I have read this before but it's one of those that you laugh at until your sides are sore!! Thanks for starting my day with a big belly laugh!!

pepe mint · 02-26-2008, 05:43 AM

heheheh silly dog LOL

Catrina · 03-03-2008, 04:26 PM

hahahahaha it was funny then i read who its from and that made me LOL! hahaha thanks for sharing!

Brianna2191 · 03-05-2008, 04:44 PM

That is Hilarious!

4doggiemama · 03-05-2008, 06:23 PM

Have to send this thread to my daughter. Should cheer up her day!

yorkiecrazy · 03-05-2008, 06:31 PM

Funny!

02-26-2008, 02:08 AM	#1
Meggie YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Yorkshire, England Posts: 784	How to bath the cat Before deciding to follow the advice below, please note from the signature at the bottom from whom it came! How To Wash The Cat! 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water. 3. Obtain the cat and carry to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he/she cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as the paws will be reaching out to maliciously lacerate anything they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times (ignore the thudding on the toilet seat and the hissing, this is normal). This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the front or back door and ensure that there is no one between the toilet and the outside door (as this will result in their hospitalisation). 7. Stand as far behind the toilet as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet like an electrocuted maniac, and run outside spitting and screeching, where he/she will sulk until dry. Sincerely, The DOG

02-26-2008, 04:04 AM	#2
bettyeanne Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc. Posts: 9,031	Thanks!! I have read this before but it's one of those that you laugh at until your sides are sore!! Thanks for starting my day with a big belly laugh!! __________________ Toto's Mom - http://www.dogster.com/?206581 Yorkie Rescue Colorado - http://www.yorkierescuecolorado.com/ "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." -- Albert Einstein

02-26-2008, 05:43 AM	#3
pepe mint YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Franklin, TN Posts: 11,145	heheheh silly dog LOL __________________ Anyone who does not know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog

03-05-2008, 06:23 PM	#6
4doggiemama Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: KS Posts: 3,290	Have to send this thread to my daughter. Should cheer up her day! __________________ Joanne Eli ChipperEva Snowboy Rosie(R.I.P. 1996-July 29, 2013) Cocoa(R.I.P 1998-April 26, 2012):

03-05-2008, 06:31 PM	#7
yorkiecrazy Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston area Posts: 2,672	Funny! __________________ Jamie - Gracie's Katie's and Chloe's mom : Gracie 11-12-99 11-1-2012

03-03-2008, 04:26 PM	#4
Catrina I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 2,434	hahahahaha it was funny then i read who its from and that made me LOL! hahaha thanks for sharing!

03-05-2008, 04:44 PM	#5
Brianna2191 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: California Posts: 133	That is Hilarious!