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Brookef18 · 02-06-2008, 05:22 AM

For all you dog lovers

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DOG,
YOU IDIOT!
'3'
Taking me for a walk,
then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
'4'
Any trick that involves
balancing food on my nose.
Stop it!
'5'
Any haircut that
involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why
we chew up your stuff
when you're not home.
'6'
The sleight of hand
fake-fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo
What a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.
'7'
Taking me to the
vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!
'8'
Getting up set when I sniff
the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered
that handshake thing yet.
'9'
Dog sweaters.
Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth.
You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up
your poop do you?
A DOG
ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

maxs_momma · 02-06-2008, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brookef18

For all you dog lovers

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DOG,
YOU IDIOT!
'3'
Taking me for a walk,
then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
'4'
Any trick that involves
balancing food on my nose.
Stop it!
'5'
Any haircut that
involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why
we chew up your stuff
when you're not home.
'6'
The sleight of hand
fake-fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo
What a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.
'7'
Taking me to the
vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!
'8'
Getting up set when I sniff
the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered
that handshake thing yet.
'9'
Dog sweaters.
Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth.
You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up
your poop do you?
A DOG
ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

Oh that is so cute i love it!

bettyeanne · 02-06-2008, 05:40 AM

Oh, that is soooo funny!! Thanks for making my day begin with a huge laugh!!

BLEU BOY BARBER · 02-06-2008, 05:42 AM

this is true i admit! I am keeping this thank you for the Wed morning laugh

a2luckygirl · 02-06-2008, 05:56 AM

that is so cute- yea, this is one to save!!!!

Mizzrosa · 02-06-2008, 07:22 AM

omg lmaoooo im sitting at my desk at work and i was reading it and started laughing out loud im copying and printing it out to show my boyfriend...that made my day thank u so much for this post

4doggiemama · 02-06-2008, 07:51 AM

Yep, saved it and passed it on to my college daughter.

Joanne

Mizzrosa · 02-06-2008, 08:48 AM

i posted it as a bulletin on martini's myspace and sent them as comments to some of her friends...and i printed it out i love it

AngieDoogles · 02-06-2008, 09:00 AM

LOL! How funny! Thanks for the laugh.

02-06-2008, 05:22 AM	#1
Brookef18 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Cape Cod Ma Posts: 1,855	I like to laugh For all you dog lovers Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans '1' Blaming your farts on me.... not funny... not funny at all !!! '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT! '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you're not home. '6' The sleight of hand fake-fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. '7' Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! '8' Getting up set when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE __________________ Brooke (Chewy's and Sadie's Mom) visit us on dogster dogster.com/dogs/700047

02-06-2008, 05:40 AM	#3
bettyeanne Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc. Posts: 9,031	Oh, that is soooo funny!! Thanks for making my day begin with a huge laugh!! __________________ Toto's Mom - http://www.dogster.com/?206581 Yorkie Rescue Colorado - http://www.yorkierescuecolorado.com/ "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." -- Albert Einstein

02-06-2008, 05:42 AM	#4
BLEU BOY BARBER Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 1,935	this is true i admit! I am keeping this thank you for the Wed morning laugh __________________ *Spoiled Rotten Mama's Boy* *Bleu Boy 's Sophie* We Are Wrapped Around Your Little Paws Bleu Boy Barber Dedicated Atlanto Axial Subluxation Paw Parents

02-06-2008, 07:22 AM	#6
Mizzrosa Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: brooklyn Posts: 2,369	omg lmaoooo im sitting at my desk at work and i was reading it and started laughing out loud im copying and printing it out to show my boyfriend...that made my day thank u so much for this post __________________ Lil Miss Martini Butt & Mommy~Proud member of Petite Pups United! & Proud member of the Spoiled Rotten Club & Lil Heartbreakers Club

02-06-2008, 08:48 AM	#8
Mizzrosa Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: brooklyn Posts: 2,369	i posted it as a bulletin on martini's myspace and sent them as comments to some of her friends...and i printed it out i love it __________________ Lil Miss Martini Butt & Mommy~Proud member of Petite Pups United! & Proud member of the Spoiled Rotten Club & Lil Heartbreakers Club

02-06-2008, 05:56 AM	#5
a2luckygirl YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: HASTINGS, NE- 4 NOW!!! Posts: 2,208	that is so cute- yea, this is one to save!!!!

02-06-2008, 07:51 AM	#7
4doggiemama Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: KS Posts: 3,290	Yep, saved it and passed it on to my college daughter. Joanne

02-06-2008, 09:00 AM	#9
AngieDoogles Mom to Marty & Maddie Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: TN Posts: 2,995 Blog Entries: 1	LOL! How funny! Thanks for the laugh. __________________ Marty Maddie