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Originally Posted by Brookef18  For all you dog lovers
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your farts on me....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A DOG,
YOU IDIOT!
'3'
Taking me for a walk,
then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
'4'
Any trick that involves
balancing food on my nose.
Stop it!
'5'
Any haircut that
involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why
we chew up your stuff
when you're not home.
'6'
The sleight of hand
fake-fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo
What a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.
'7'
Taking me to the
vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!
'8'
Getting up set when I sniff
the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered
that handshake thing yet.
'9'
Dog sweaters.
Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth.
You're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up
your poop do you?
A DOG
ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE |
Oh that is so cute i love it!