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09-30-2007, 05:02 PM | #1 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| Mom's loving guidance... Things Mom Taught Me This fun page is for all of the mothers of the world who lovingly try to teach their kids some of life's most important lessons. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.. "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!" My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand." My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE... "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." My mother taught me about RELIGION... "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about ENVY... "There are millions of children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." My mother taught me about FORESIGHT... "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me about IRONY... "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." And last but not least... My Mother taught me about JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
__________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too.. |
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09-30-2007, 05:27 PM | #2 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| I'm going to print that one off and give it to my kids. They'll get a chuckle out of it.
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09-30-2007, 05:37 PM | #3 |
Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana
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| Those are cute!!!! Thanks for sharing.
__________________ Momma Tilly Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. |
09-30-2007, 05:38 PM | #4 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| lol...I can actually remember my own mother saying at least half of those....
__________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too.. |
09-30-2007, 09:54 PM | #6 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
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| hahaha cute! |
10-01-2007, 03:47 AM | #8 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| lol....And you WILL be repeating them to your children...
__________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too.. |
10-01-2007, 03:48 AM | #9 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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| Omg I have said at least half of those! lol
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10-01-2007, 09:37 AM | #10 |
Bella Boo & Diggy Too! Donating GS Member | My Mother taught me about JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!" My mom taunted me with this one.... I wonder why she said it to ME??? hmmmm Imagine that???
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10-01-2007, 09:38 AM | #11 |
Jojo's & Junior's too! Donating YT Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Watsonville, CA
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| Sooo funny AND true! Thanks for the smiles!
__________________ Josie, Jojo, Junior & Veronica **...No Home is Complete Without a Yorkie...or Two...better make that 3!..** |
10-01-2007, 10:08 AM | #12 | |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia
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Hmmm....you think maybe you were a little water tester and a bit of a rebel back then too? Maybe that's why she said it to YOU. LOL
__________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut | |
10-01-2007, 12:52 PM | #13 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! |
10-01-2007, 04:05 PM | #14 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | I find it funny you say that. I swear to myself almost every day "When I have children I will NEVER say 'Because I said so' and I won't do any of those things that my parents do that drive me insane." But...I'm sure I'll end up doing it anyway haha. PS - at least twice a week my parents say "I hope you have 10 kids just like you." Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All Last edited by MeganS; 10-01-2007 at 04:07 PM. |
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