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08-17-2007, 06:21 AM | #1 |
Always In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Lone Star State
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| Catholic Parrots - Joke -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CATHOLIC PARROTS A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say" the priest inquired.. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship!" "Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered." |
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08-17-2007, 06:23 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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| Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning!
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08-17-2007, 06:48 AM | #3 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| i loved it.. thanks
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08-17-2007, 08:02 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern NJ
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| Rofl!
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08-17-2007, 08:51 AM | #5 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| That was a really good one.
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08-17-2007, 03:59 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Thank you for the laugh! I needed an extra one today! |
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