|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
04-30-2007, 04:35 PM | #1 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
Posts: 2,434
| "men are just happier people" <--- so true! Got this in an email.. thought it was funny and true! --Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. |
Welcome Guest! | |
04-30-2007, 04:41 PM | #2 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
Posts: 9,342
| Love It!
__________________ Vicky - Gypsy, Kayla & Amelia Grace's Mummy Follow Yodi's Adventure! Where In The World Is Yodi? Petitioning For ERFW |
05-01-2007, 08:26 AM | #3 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
Posts: 17,329
| Funny! Thanks for posting!
__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! |
05-01-2007, 09:58 AM | #5 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
Posts: 16,218
| Next time around I'm coming back as a MAN! |
05-01-2007, 10:18 AM | #6 | |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Quote:
| |
05-03-2007, 08:22 AM | #7 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Midland, Texas
Posts: 50
| Yeah I totally agree. It just seems like they have it so easy sometimes...
__________________ ~Berkley |
05-03-2007, 10:51 AM | #8 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryville
Posts: 123
| Where is "never have to bleed like a stuck pig for 7 days every month" on that list?
__________________ Laura - 22 and Brandon - 22 Mama and papa to Collin (realkid), Sasha (furkid), and Milo (felinekid) |
05-03-2007, 10:57 AM | #9 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 17,674
| Sorry off topic, but You Avatar has the most beautiful picture I have seen in a long time. |
05-03-2007, 11:11 AM | #10 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
Posts: 16,218
| |
05-03-2007, 01:32 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: wasco/bakersfield
Posts: 1,244
| thats to much its soooo true
__________________ FRANKIE THE LUMPKINS MOMMY |
05-03-2007, 02:25 PM | #12 |
Out to Spoil the World! Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Palm Springs, California
Posts: 2,709
|
__________________ Kathryn, Pixie and Chynna |
05-03-2007, 06:46 PM | #13 |
AND Friday also! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Long Island
Posts: 3,371
| Think of the prostate exam .... PSA!
__________________ Like dogs, we should sniff butts, not kiss them. Dogs have more friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues. http://music.clevver.com/video/25815...ersion-300.php |
05-03-2007, 08:35 PM | #14 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
Posts: 2,434
| |
Bookmarks |
|
|
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart