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02-07-2007, 09:10 AM | #1 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Martha or Maxine??? Are you a Martha or Maxine? !cid_386484018@06022007-325C.jpg!cid_386484018@06022007-326A.jpg *Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! *Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. *Maxine's Way * Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. *Martha's Way* When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. *Maxine's Way * Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. *Martha's Way* If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." *Maxine's Way * If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" *Martha's Way* Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. *Maxine's Way * Celery? Never heard of it! *Martha's Way* Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. *Maxine's Way * The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't. *Martha's Way* Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. *Maxine's Way * Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! *Martha's Way* If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. *Maxine's Way * Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. *Martha's Way* Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. *Maxine's Way * Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!! Note from Maxine: As usual, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?
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02-07-2007, 09:32 AM | #2 |
& LuvtheCarley too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wa State/Texas
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| That Maxine is definitely a keeper, I'm on her page all the way, especially for those headache remedies!! You go, Maxine!
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02-07-2007, 09:36 AM | #3 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: South Dakota
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| Maxine all the way! |
02-07-2007, 10:03 AM | #4 |
I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| I have to admit that I'm more Martha than Maxine although I have never heard of leftover wine! How in the heck does that happen?
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02-07-2007, 10:03 AM | #5 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| maxine , but sometimes martha
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02-07-2007, 01:22 PM | #6 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| I have to say, I am more Martha, but I have my Maxine days too! I thought that was great! - I think my grandmother sent that to me....she said that she was Martha but looked more like Maxine! (HA)
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02-07-2007, 01:24 PM | #7 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: INDIANA
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| I'm a little of both...lol That is too cute! |
02-07-2007, 01:37 PM | #8 |
I LOVE my Yorkie Babies! Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: KS
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| YEP I'm 1/2 Martha & 1/2 Maxine! So I guess you could call me "Maxtha"! LOL |
02-07-2007, 06:48 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Central Texas
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| I am SOOOOOOO Maxine!!!
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02-08-2007, 07:05 AM | #10 |
Lil' Divas mom Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL
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| Me too, totally Maxine....
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