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01-31-2007, 12:40 PM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
Posts: 4,596
| One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma " And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy! ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- - Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
__________________ "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle." Alphy 's Roxy |
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01-31-2007, 12:43 PM | #2 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hesperia, CA
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__________________ Suz The more people I meet... The more I love my dogs!!! |
01-31-2007, 12:44 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Posts: 4,591
| Those were pretty good!! I needed the laugh - thanks!
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01-31-2007, 12:56 PM | #4 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
| thanks, i need that....
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01-31-2007, 01:04 PM | #5 |
Lil' Divas mom Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL
Posts: 3,337
| Wow!! Just what I needed for today!! I love them all!!!
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01-31-2007, 01:07 PM | #6 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan
Posts: 681
| Too funny! |
01-31-2007, 05:30 PM | #7 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Illinois
Posts: 378
| Great!! Thanks for the laugh.
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