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01-25-2007, 03:49 PM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Words women use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a wo rd, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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01-25-2007, 03:53 PM | #2 |
Lovin' My Mika-Monster Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| hilarious |
01-25-2007, 03:57 PM | #3 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Oh wow - I hit ALL of them lol |
01-25-2007, 04:10 PM | #4 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rochester, MN
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| ha ha ha, my husband wrote something like that into his best man speech at our friend's wedding last summer...it was hilarious! He got a lot of compliments on it...maybe if I find the speech I'll post that part of it. |
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