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10-09-2006, 09:09 PM | #1 |
Crazy about Kacee! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kansas
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| Nine Months Later Nine Months Later... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house" "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?" "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, err, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything..."
__________________ Karen Kacee Muffin 1991-2005 Rest in Peace My Little Angel |
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10-09-2006, 09:21 PM | #2 |
YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: El Paso, Texas
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| Thanks, I needed the laugh! Two of my three puppies have just been sold. I'm remembering why I stopped full time breeding Yorkies in the first place and started breeding parrotlets instead! It's so much fun having them, but it sure is hard to let them go! |
10-09-2006, 09:24 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Bay Area, California
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| Haha that was cute! It ended differently than I expected.
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10-10-2006, 06:29 AM | #4 | |
Crazy about Kacee! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Kansas
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__________________ Karen Kacee Muffin 1991-2005 Rest in Peace My Little Angel | |
10-10-2006, 06:45 AM | #5 |
I heart Hootie & Hobbs Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA
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| LOVE it!!!!!! Scared me there for a second! |
10-10-2006, 06:48 AM | #6 |
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| Good one. LOL |
10-10-2006, 06:57 AM | #7 |
Little Boogers Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: virginia beach, va
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| thank you very much....after reading about tinkerbel, i needed a laugh
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10-10-2006, 10:20 PM | #8 |
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| Very cute --- was wondering if the ending would be R-rated! lol thanks!
__________________ Tracy and my S "If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."- Woodrow Wilson |
10-11-2006, 06:53 AM | #9 |
Donating YT 30K Club Member | That's so funny!
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