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04-07-2006, 02:50 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | 25 Things to do in an elevator! (now this is funny...) 25 Things to do in an elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobby phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 11) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 12) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 13) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 14) Swat at flies that don't exist. 15) Tell people that you can see their aura. 16) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
__________________ Megan "I have my dreams, I have made plans." - The Pirate Queen All Gave Some; Some Gave All |
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04-07-2006, 02:56 PM | #2 |
Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
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| LOL Thanks, Can't wait for my next elevator ride
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04-07-2006, 03:00 PM | #3 |
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| ALREADY DONE it! |
04-07-2006, 03:55 PM | #4 |
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| Oh man, those are too funny!
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04-07-2006, 04:46 PM | #5 |
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| Those are cute. Never thought of that before. I thought you were going to say something dirty...Now you know where my mind is.... |
04-07-2006, 05:23 PM | #6 |
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| LMAO! Those are funny!
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04-07-2006, 09:05 PM | #9 |
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| LOL We're going to have to go into the city some Saturday and spend the afternoon at the Empire State Building riding the elevators, Megan!!! Bet we can come up with a couple more, too!!!
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04-07-2006, 09:13 PM | #10 | |
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