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01-10-2006, 10:42 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland Oregon
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| Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans This is too funny!!! Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans 10. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!! 9. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 8. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 7. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 6. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 5. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 4. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 3. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 2. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 1. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ??? UNKNOWN
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01-10-2006, 10:48 PM | #2 |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | I laughed at every single one. Too funny.
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01-10-2006, 11:05 PM | #3 |
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| hahahaha...those are sooooo funny! Thanks for the laugh...still laughing!!!
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01-10-2006, 11:19 PM | #4 |
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| OMG! Those are freakin helarious. Thanks for sharing. |
01-10-2006, 11:26 PM | #5 |
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| you know I can actually see my Peeka saying that to me............ |
01-11-2006, 12:02 AM | #6 |
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| funny stuff!!! i just got an email from a friend of mine. it was entitled: why doggies hate their masters and it had a bunch of photos. here are just a few. funny thing is, i love the first picture. if bunjee can handle nail polish, i'd totally do it!! |
01-11-2006, 01:08 AM | #7 |
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| Thanks for the great laugh, Kimberley! I loved it.
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01-11-2006, 07:05 AM | #8 |
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| #1 reminds me of a joke. Its sick but funny... Two guys are walking down the street when they pass a dog licking his privates. One guy says 'Boy, I wish I could do that!' to which his buddy replies, 'Well you better start by petting and getting to know him first'. I know, eeeeewwwwww!!
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01-11-2006, 07:08 AM | #9 | |
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01-11-2006, 07:11 AM | #10 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC
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| That was so cute. I had to e-mai lit to my mom |
01-11-2006, 07:15 AM | #11 |
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| Lol how funny
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01-11-2006, 07:20 AM | #12 |
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| That was great!. Thanks for the laugh I needed after reading the math thread.
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01-11-2006, 07:43 AM | #13 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: il
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| too funny i am lmao . i really needed to read this to further understand my rocky! if only we alwasy knew what they were thinking. i'd pay big bucks to know! thanks,michelle |
01-11-2006, 08:32 AM | #14 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Utah
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| Those are so funny! Thanks for the laugh... I needed that this morning! |
01-11-2006, 08:34 AM | #15 |
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| That is soooo funny...and true! |
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