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10-25-2005, 06:10 AM | #1 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn
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| Office Humor Joke Why I Fired My Secretary.... By: Ex-Ceo Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning; let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... well, that's marriage for you but the kids will remember. My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So I left for work for pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good morning! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS!!!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. So I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch!" I said, "Thanks Jane! That's the best thing I have heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch but we didn't go where we would normally go. We dined instead at a little place with an intimate private table for two. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office Jane said, "You know, its such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I am going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok," I nervously replied. She goes into the bedroom and after a few minutes she comes out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, kids and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday!" And I just sat there... On the couch.... NAKED!!!! HAPPY TUESDAY!!!! 4 More days to go...
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10-25-2005, 07:04 AM | #2 |
I love my Monster! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Elkhart, IN
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| Haha...that's a for sure.. UH OH!!!!!!!! I love it....too funny. Thanks for the smile! |
10-25-2005, 07:09 AM | #3 |
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10-25-2005, 07:13 AM | #4 |
Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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| That's a hoot! Thanks for the laugh!!
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10-25-2005, 07:16 AM | #5 |
My Teeny Lil Super Guy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York City
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| thats men for ya !! lmao good one! WOOHOO 4 MORE DAYS TO GO!!!
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10-25-2005, 07:35 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kentucky
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| LOL! That was a killer. |
10-25-2005, 07:46 AM | #7 |
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| My boss emailed me that last week, I thought,,, Hmmm, what's he trying to say! lol
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