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04-02-2009, 08:56 AM | #1 |
I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| Too funny! My grandmother just sent me this email. I thought it was hilarious! **Another way to spin the story** > > > The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, > 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and > you'd best put your affairs in order.' > > The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and > walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been > waiting. > > 'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are > good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In > this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. So, > let's head to the club and have a martini.' > > After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less > somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were > eventually approached by some of the woman's old > friends, who were curious as to what the two were > celebrating. > > The woman told her friends they were drinking to her > impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' > > The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences > and beat a hasty retreat. > > After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned > over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were > dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were > dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??' > > 'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping > with your father after I'm gone.' > > And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Puttin Your Affairs In Order.'
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04-02-2009, 10:04 AM | #2 |
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| LOL That is a good one!!
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04-02-2009, 10:09 AM | #3 |
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| That is a good one.
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04-02-2009, 10:32 AM | #5 |
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| hahaha! |
04-02-2009, 11:34 AM | #6 |
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| Too funny!
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04-02-2009, 11:43 AM | #7 |
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| Ha ha, I know I sure needed one.
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04-02-2009, 11:50 AM | #8 |
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| That is freakin' hilarious!!
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04-03-2009, 12:01 PM | #9 |
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| ha ha ha ha That is so funny! Grannys always know best!
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04-03-2009, 12:55 PM | #11 |
Furbutts = LOVE Donating Member Moderator | LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That was a good one.
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04-03-2009, 03:00 PM | #12 |
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| That is a good one!!!
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